英語笑話:The World's Greatest Swordsman 世界上最偉大的擊劍手

At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer（擊劍者） took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then the second-place man sliced a fly into quarters. A hush fell in anticipation of（期待，預期） the world's greatest blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way! The crowd was aghast（吃驚的） . The greatest swordsman had missed his target completely, yet he continued to smile."Why are you so happy?" someone yelled. "You missed!""Ah," replied the swordsman, "you weren't watching very carefully. They fly lives, yes - but he will never be a father."在一場世界最佳擊劍手錶演中，排名第三的擊劍手上場了。一隻蒼蠅放了出來，劍劃了一個弧，他將蒼蠅劈成了兩半。觀衆歡呼起來。緊接着排名第二的人將一隻蒼蠅切成了四半。現場一陣沉默，人們期盼着世界上最偉大的擊劍手出場。他的劍鋒以一個巨大的弧線劃了下來——然而那隻昆蟲還在繼續飛行!觀衆被驚呆了。最偉大的擊劍手完全錯過了他的目標，然而他還在微笑着。“你爲什麼這麼高興？”有人嚷道，“你沒擊中!”“啊，”劍手答道，“你剛纔沒有很仔細地看。蒼蠅還活着，是的－－但他永遠也做不成爸爸了。