星座運勢—年6月7號這周
Your Horoscopes - Week Of June 7, 2016
星座運勢--2016年6月7號這周Aries | March 21 to April 19
白羊座 3.21-4.19It may be years before your coworkers treat you with respect again, but it will have been worth it for the brief time spent in the panda suit.
讓你的同事再次尊敬的對待你也許要好多年,但這將會是值得的,因為你穿熊貓西服度過了一段時間。
Taurus | April 20 to May 20
金牛座 4.20-5.20You will be upgraded with improved graphics and greater ease of use, but processor speed remains a problem.
你將會使用升級改善過的製圖法,會更容易使用,但是處理器的速度仍然是個問題。Gemini | May 21 to June 20
雙子座 5.21-6.20Awesome forces beyond your control will continue to cause Pictures and sounds to emanate from your TV.
不受你控制的強大力量將繼續形成從電視機散發出來的圖片和聲音。Cancer | June 21 to July 22
巨蟹座 6.21-7.22As the August issue of Vogue says, being fashion-forward in every aspect of your life is easier than ever. However, this assurance merely serves to confuse you.
正如《時尚》雜誌的八月刊上所載,現在生活中每一方面表現的前衞比以往任何時候都更容易。然而,這一保證只是為了迷惑你。Leo | July 23 to Aug. 22
獅子座 7.23-8.22Strangely, no one will congratulate you when you finally win your lifelong battle with oxygen addiction.
很奇怪的是,當你終於在與氧氣上癮這一終身戰鬥中獲勝時,卻沒有人來恭喜你。Virgo | Aug. 23 to Sept. 22
處女座 8.23-9.22This will be a lucky week indeed, since no one enjoys a good concussion more than you.
本週確確實實是個幸運周,因為沒有人比你的腦震盪結果要好。Libra | Sept. 23 to Oct. 22
天秤座 9.23-10.22When you boasted last week that "nothing can stop me now," you apparently forgot about syphilis.
當你上週吹噓到"現在沒有什麼能阻止我了"時,顯然忘記了梅毒。Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21
蠍子座 10.23-11.21Investigators from several federal agencies will conclude that the failure of an 89-cent O-ring caused you to explode over Florida.
幾個聯邦機構的調查員們將會得出結論:89分的橡膠圈的失敗導致了你在佛羅里達州的爆炸。Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21
射手座 11.22-12.21Your fascination with the Vietnam War, combined with your love of romance novels and vampire myths, cause you to produce the worst work of fiction ever.
你對越南戰爭的痴迷,再加上你對浪漫小説和吸血鬼神話的喜愛,將會讓你寫出史上最差的科幻小説。Capricorn | Dec. 22 to Jan. 19
摩羯座 12.22-1.19Don't worry: Men won't realize it's a prosthesis at first, and by the time they do, they'll have paid and gone.
別擔心:剛開始人們不會意識到它是假肢的,但是隨着時間的推移,他們是會發現的,但那時候他們已經付完錢走人了。Aquarius | Jan. 20 to Feb. 18
寶瓶座 1.20-2.18You've been on hold for three years now and are beginning to suspect that your call isn't important to them after all.
你已經等別人電話等了3年,現在你開始懷疑你的電話也許對別人根本不重要。Pisces | Feb. 19 to March 20
雙魚座 2.19-3.20It's never too late to start your life over, but hurry, as you only have minutes left.
重新開始生活永遠不晚,但是你要趕快,就好像還剩下幾分鐘一樣加快。