雙語笑話 第89期:我是剩女我怕誰
Sammi, I'm in no rush to meet a guy!
我對我超剩女的現狀,還是很淡定的!But if I wait too long, I'll be gray-haird and wrinkled adn no one will want to date me!
不過,我要是剩太久,又老又皺,就沒人要了!But then the guys your age will be all bald and fat, so you'll go together perfectly!
沒事,那是男的是又禿又胖,你是白雲,他是黑土!
Thanks, I feel so much better.
你....太會聊天了