雙語笑話:100%都吃飯

Wife:You rding to te statistics on the
paper,80% of those who have died of liver cancer
have drunk alcohol.
Husband:It's okey. To my investigation,all Thespeopleeat meals.
妻子:你看這張報紙,據統計,死於肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的.
丈夫:那有什麼?據我調查,死予肝癌的人100%都吃飯的.