英語笑話:A Branch Office（分店）
A man was standing at a corner, with a hat in each hand, waiting for handouts. A passer-by stopped and dropped a coin in one hat, then asked, "What's the other hat for?" "Business has been so tremendous lately. " the man replied. " that I decided to open a branch office . "一個人站在牆角處，兩手各託一頂帽子，乞求施捨。有個路過的行人停下來，往一頂帽子裡扔了一枚硬幣，然後問道：“另一頂帽子是幹什麼用的？” “近來生意興隆，我決定開一個分店，”那人答道。
