英文幽默:左耳朵進右耳朵出
"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?"
“孩子,你為什麼用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了嗎?”
"No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other, so I am trying to stop it."
“沒有,老師。可是你昨天說你告訴我的知識都是一個耳朵裡進,一個耳朵裡出,所以我要把它堵在裡面。”