囧記單詞：屎拉得太快了

poop n.便便，傻子，船尾；v.拉屎，（浪）衝打船尾

e.g. I can't believe how quickly I pooped!

真不敢相信我上大號竟然上的如此之快！

satisfaction n.滿足，滿意；賠償（物），補償（物）

e.g. If you want to feel real satisfaction,just hold it in for 2more hours.

如果你想尋找心滿意足的爽感……就再多忍兩小時吧。

imitator n.模仿者，仿效者

e.g. Putin,you're such a dirty little imitator!

普京，你真是個淘氣的愛模仿的傢伙！

mature a. 成熟的；vt.使成熟，使成長

e.g. Why did he become mature so much faster than me?

爲啥他發育起來比我快這麼多？

trample n.踩踏，蹂躪 ；v.踐踏，踩壞，輕視

e.g. Was it worth it trampling on my lawn?

這樣踩俺的草坪就爲了節約這點兒時間，值得麼？

compromise n.妥協，和解

e.g. That's a compromise,right?

我好歹也算妥協讓步了，不是麼？

marriage n.結婚；婚姻；婚禮

e.g. After marriage,I have no money or life left to give.

自打結婚以來……俺錢也沒了，私生活也沒了！

obesity n.肥胖，肥大

e.g. Obesity is prevalent in cats too.

肥胖在喵星人之中也很常見啊！

mean adj.平均的；下賤的；卑鄙的；n.平均值；中間；方法；手段

e.g. You're a mean little kid,aren't you!

你真是個賤賤的壞小孩……不是麼？

smitten v.打擊，摧毀（smite的過去分詞）

e.g. I'm totally smitten,you can do whatever you want.

我徹底敗了……你要幹嘛都行！