關於英語競賽時的腦筋急轉彎
英語腦筋急轉彎
Questions:
does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour
自由女神爲何矗立在紐約港灣
is Mr. Polite teaching his children foullanguage
禮貌先生爲何教他孩子髒話
does a cat look first to one side and then to the
other side when it enters a room
貓進房間時爲何先朝一邊看看又朝另一邊看看
Keys:
use it can't sit down.
因爲它不能坐下來.
's teaching them what not to say.
他在教他們什麼話不能說.
use it can't see both sides at once.
因爲它不能同時兩邊看.
Notes:
ue/>st$tju:/ n. 雕像,雕塑
liberty/>lib+ti/ n.自由
harbour/>ha:b+/n.港灣
英語繞口令
1 give me the gift of a grip top sock: a drip-drape, ship-shape, and tip-top sock.
給我一雙有禁襪帶的襪子：懸掛狀的，船行的，品質一流的襪子。
2 betty and bob brought back blue balloons from the big bazaar.
betty和bob從大雜貨店市場上買了藍氣球。
3 susan shines shoes and socks; she ceased shining shoes and socks for shoes and socks shock susan.
susan把鞋子和襪子擦亮，她停止了將鞋子和襪子擦亮，因爲鞋子和襪子把susan嚇壞了。
4 sarah saw a shot-silk sash shop full of shot-silk sashes as the sunshine shone on the side of the shot-silk sash shop.
薩拉看到閃光絲飾品店掛滿了閃光絲飾品，好象太陽在店邊上發出刺眼的光芒。
5 chop shops stock chops.
印章店備有印章。
6 brad’s big black bath brush broke.
brad’s的黑色大浴刷斷了。
7 six shimmering sharks sharply striking shins.
六條閃亮的鯊魚吸引人的脛骨。
8 don’t pamper damp scamp tramps that camp under ramp lamps.
不要縱容那些斜坡的街燈下露營的溼着身子的流浪街童。
9 i never felt a piece of felt which felt as fine as that felt felt, when first i felt that felt hat‘s felt.
在我瞭解到那個氈帽的手感後，再也沒有覺得哪個毛氈的手感和那次感覺得一樣好了。
10 what a shame such a shapely sash should such shabby stitches show?
這幺有形的腰帶卻用這幺破舊的縫線，多丟人啊。
11 thieves seize skis. the blue bluebird blinks.
小偷抓住了滑雪板。 藍色的知更鳥在眨眼。
英語笑話故事：Three Blonde Hunters
Three blondes walk into a forest and soon find a pair of tracks.
The first blonde says: "I think they're deer tracks."
The second blonde says: "No, I think they're bear tracks."
The third blonde says: "You're both wrong! They're bird tracks!"
Then they get hit by a train.
