當你遇見一個逗比的PS處理師

We're all guilty of wanting to look better. Many try makeup, others plastic surgery and some people opt for Photoshop. But while Photoshop may sound like a much safer alternative - think twice!

對於想要看起來更好，我們都心存內疚。許多人嘗試化妝，其他人嘗試整容，還有一些人選擇PS。但是當覺得PS聽着更靠譜的時候……三思啊啊啊啊!

Photoshop wizard James Fridman accepts people's requests and does exactly what they ask for. The only thing is, James takes his business very seriously. So seriously in fact that he will LITERALLY do whatever you ask.

PS達人詹姆斯·弗裏德曼接受了人們的請求，並且確實按他們要求的那樣處理了。我想說的是詹姆斯非常認真地對待他的工作。而實際上他會特別認真地按你的要求的“字面意思”去做。

He posts the results on his Twitter account (@fjamie013) which has more than 125,000 followers. So if you want to improve your photo, just send him a picture. Just a little warning however: "Do not submit any personal photos that you do not want to be made public."

他會在他的推特賬戶(@fjamie013)上發佈結果，而他的推特賬戶上擁有12萬5000多位粉絲。所以如果你想P照，就把圖片發給他。然而，只是一個小小的警告：“不要發送任何你不想公開的私人照片。”

Hi. Can you take the girl in violet skirt out please?

你好。可以請你把那個穿着紫色裙子的女孩移出照片嗎?

I took her out. We had fun.

我把她移出來了。我們很開心。