英語故事:幸運不會伴隨一個人一輩子

【中英文對照】

An explorer, a farmer in the forest is seen sitting on the smoking tree stump bucket, and he stepped forward to say hello: "Hello, what do you here?"
一位探險家在森林中看一位老農正坐在樹樁上抽菸鬥，於是他上前打招呼說：“您好，您在這兒幹什麼呢?”

The farmer replied: "One time I was about to tear down trees, but big wind and rain at this time, many giant trees fell, it saved me a lot of effort."
這位老農回答：“有一次我正要砍樹，但就在這時風雨大作，颳倒了許多參天大樹，這省了我不少力氣。”

"You really lucky!"
“您真幸運!”

"You can say that, there is still time, in the lightning storm I am ready to be burned to the hay to the point of the."
“您可說對了，還有一次，在暴風雨中閃電把我準備要焚燒的乾草給點着了。”

"It was a miracle! Now you're ready to do?"
“真是奇蹟!現在您準備做什麼?”

"I was made to wait for an earthquake to turn potatoes from the ground up."
“我正等待發一場地震把土豆從地裏翻出來。”