英語笑話:Does Anyone Want a Nice Clean Plate?

Does Anyone Want a Nice Clean Plate?
　　Peter was ten years old. One day his friend Paul said to him, "I'm going to have a birthday party on Saturday, Peter. Can you you come?"
　　Peter asked his Mother, and she said, "Yes, you can go." She phoned Paul's mother to tell her.
　　Before Peter went to the party on Saturday afternoon, his mother said to him, "Now, Peter, don't forget to be polite. Don't ask for food. Wait until someone gives it to you."
　　"All right, Mom," Peter answered, and he went to Paul's house on his bicycle.
　　There were a lot of children at the party. They played together for an hour, and then Paul's mother gave them some food; but she forgot to give Peter any. He waited politely for a few minutes, and then he held his plate up in the air and said loudly, "Does anyone want a nice clean plate?"有人要乾淨的盤子嗎？
　　彼德十歲了。一天他的朋友保羅對他說：“彼德，星期六我要舉辦生日宴會，你能來嗎？”
　　彼德問母親，母親說：“沒問題，你去吧。”她還打電話通知了保羅的母親。
　　星期六下午，彼德去赴宴。臨行前，母親對他說：“彼德，別忘了禮貌。別主動要吃的，等別人拿給你。”
　　“好的，媽媽。”彼德回答。然後他騎着自行車去了保羅的家。
　　宴會上孩子很多，他們在一起玩了一個鐘頭。這裏保羅的母親給他們分發食品。但她忘了給彼德。彼德等了幾分鐘，然後把盤子舉在空中，大聲說：“有人要乾淨的盤子嗎？”