英語笑話:The Umbrella 雨傘
A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall, but he had put on the handle a card on which was written: "This umbrella belongs to a gentleman who can lift up a hundred pounds. I shall be back in ten minutes." When he came back, he found, instead of his umbrella, another card on which was written,"This card belongs to a man who can run ten miles an hour. I shall not come back."一位住在旅館的紳士把他的雨傘放在了大廳裏，不過他在傘柄上繫了一張卡片，上面寫道，“此傘屬於一位能舉百磅的紳士。我將在十分鐘內回來。”當他回來時，發現雨傘已經不翼而飛，取而代之的是另一張卡片，上面寫着：“此卡是一位一小時能跑十英里的人留下的，我將永遠不回來了。”
