英語笑話:Are They Worn Out 還沒穿破
"No," growled（咆哮） the quartermaster, "you can't have a new pair of shoes. The pair you have aren't worn out.""Not worn out," cried the recruit, " Why, if I step on a dime I can feel if it's head or tails."“不行，”軍需官大聲說：“你不能領一雙新鞋子，你穿着的那雙還沒有穿破。”“沒穿破，”新兵叫道：“爲什麼？如果我踩到一個一角硬幣，我可以知道踩着的那面是頭還是字。”
