英語笑話:Bus load of politicians

Bus load of politicians 一車政客

A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road when all of a sudden the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field. The old farmer after seeing whathappened went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a load of holes and buried all the politicians.
一輛滿載政客的大汽車在鄉間路上行駛，突然偏離大陸，撞到一棵樹上。這棵樹正長在一位老年農民的地裏。農民看見發生事故就跑去看看情況。最後農民挖了一個大坑，把所有的政客都埋了。

A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and then asked the old farmer, "Were they ALL dead?" The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them politicians lie."
幾天後，當地縣治安官來到這裏，看見被撞壞的汽車，問這位老農民：“‘所有人’都死了？” 老農民回答說：“呃...有些人說他們還活着，但是你知道政客們就喜歡撒謊。”