英語笑話:For the Dog 喂狗

For the Dog
　　The family seated in a restaurant had finished their dinner when Father Called over the waiter.
"My son has left quite a lot of meat on his plate," explained Father, "Could you give me a bag so that I can take it home for the dog?" 　　"Gosh, Dad!" exclaimed the excited boy. "Have we got a dog then?"喂狗
　　一家人在飯館裏吃過晚飯，父親把服務生叫了過來。
　　”先生，什麼事？“服務生問。
　　”我兒子的盤子裏剩下許多肉，“父親說，”能給我們一個袋子嗎？我把剩下的東西帶回去喂狗。“
　　”啊呀，爸爸！“兒子激動地叫喊着。”咱家養狗了嗎？“

NOTE
seat vt 使坐下
be seated 坐

call over
v.
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