英語笑話:一個電話

A Telephone CAll Mrs. Jones was waiting for an important telephone call, but she had no bread in the house, so she left the baby at home and said to his five-year-old brother, "I'm going to the shops, Jimmy, and I will be back in a few minutes." While she was out, the telephone rang and Jimmy answered. "Hello," said a man, "is your mother there?" "No," answered Jimmy. "Well, when she comes back, say to her, "Mr. Baker telephoned." "What?" "Mr. Baker. Write it down. B-A-K-E-R." "How do you make a B?" "How do I make...? Listen, little boy, is there anybody else with you? Any borthers or sisters?" "My brother Billy is here." "Good, I want to talk to him, please." "All right." Jimmy took the telephone to the baby's bed and gave it to Billy. When their mother came back, she asked "Did anyone telephone?" "Yes," said Jimmy, "a man. But he only wanted to talk to Billy."瓊斯太太正在等一個重要的電話，但家裏沒有面包了，所以她把嬰兒留在家裏，對那五歲的哥哥說：“吉米，我去趟商店，馬上就回來。” 她出去以後，電話鈴響了，吉米接了電話：“喂，”一個男人說：“你母親在家嗎？” “不在，”吉米回答。 “噢，等你媽媽回來，告訴她貝克先生來過電話。” “什麼？” “貝克先生。寫下來，B-A-K-E-R” “B怎麼寫？” “怎麼寫...聽着，孩子，你身邊還有別人嗎？兄弟或姐妹？” “我的兄弟比利在這裏。” “好，請叫他接電話。” “可以。”吉米把電話拿到嬰兒牀邊，遞給比利。母親回來問道：“剛纔有人來過電話了嗎？” “有，”吉米說：“是個男人，但他只想和比利講話。”