英語笑話:我要表現得象位女士 I Am Acting Like a Lady

I Am Acting Like a LadyOne day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women. He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowed. "You there!" challenged a thrill voice. "Can't you act like a gentleman?" "Listen," he said, "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady."我要表現得象位女士一天，遠東百貨公司的女裝大減價，一位高貴的中年男士想給太太買一件。可是，沒過多久，他發現自己已被瘋狂的女人衝得踉踉蹌蹌。 他竭力忍耐着。後來，他低下頭，揮動雙臂，擠過人羣。 “你幹嘛？”有人尖聲叫道，“你難道不能表現得象位紳士嗎？” “聽着，”他說，“我已經象紳士一樣表現了一個小時。從現在起，我要表現得象個女士。”