英語笑話:兩個男人

A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum．They came across one individual in the grounds，with wild eyes，dishevelled hair，feverishly endeavouring to catchflies and keep them in his pocket． “His was a sad case，”said the attendant．“Whilst he was at the war his wife abandoned his home and ran off with another man．” “Terrible，”said a visitor． Presently they came to a padded cell，in which could be heard a raging as of a wild beast． “That's the other man，”said the attendant．一羣遊客被領着參觀一所瘋人院。在院子裏他們遇見一個人，他長着一雙瘋狂的眼睛，頭髮蓬亂，正狂熱地設法逮住蒼蠅，把它們裝在他的口袋裏。 “他的病很慘，”陪同人說。“在他當兵打仗的時候，他的妻子拋下他的家和另一個男人私奔了。” “真可怕，”一個遊客說。 不久他們來到一間安上軟墊的小屋前，聽見裏面傳出野獸般的怒吼。 “這就是那另一個男人，”陪同人說。