英語笑話:Horne Tooke（霍恩·圖克)

George Ⅲ asked the once wellknown wit， Horne Tooke，whether he could play cards． “Your Majesty，” replied Tooke，“ I am a mere childwhere cards are concerned． I cannot even tell a King from aKnave.”喬治三世問一度大名鼎鼎的才子霍恩·圖克，會不會玩紙牌。 “陛下，”圖克回答說：“在玩紙牌方面，我只不過是幼兒園的水平。我甚至分不清國王和無賴。”