關於動物的英語笑話
下面是本站小編整理的一些關於suggest的錯誤用法分析，歡迎大家閱讀!
關於動物的英語笑話：
Does the dog know the proverb, too?
The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.
"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"
"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"
狗也知道這個諺語嗎?
一個小男孩非常不喜歡狗狂叫的樣子。
“沒有關係，”一位先生說，“不用害怕，你知道這條諺語嗎：‘吠狗不咬人。’”
“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道嗎?”
關於動物的英語笑話：
Why did the little girl take hay to bed?To feed her nightmare.
爲什麼小女孩帶乾草去睡覺?爲了養活她的噩夢。
Why did the rabbit go to the doctor?Because he felt jumpy.
爲什麼兔子去看醫生?因爲他覺得心驚肉跳。
What happened to the two bedbugs who fell in love?They were married in the Spring.
兩個臭蟲相愛後會發生什麼?他們的婚禮是在春天。
Why can't you tell secrets on a farm?Because the corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, the grass whispers and the horses carry tails.
爲什麼你不能告訴一個農場裏的祕密?因爲玉米有耳可聽的，土豆有眼，草竊竊私語和馬有尾巴。
What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?Glass flippers.
灰姑娘穿什麼去舞會?玻璃鰭狀肢。
What's smarter than a talking horse?A spelling bee.
什麼比一個會說話的馬更聰明?會拼字的蜂蜜。
What did the duck say when it laid a square egg?Ouch.
鴨下了一個四方形的蛋說什麼?哎喲。
When is it socially correct to serve milk in a saucer?When you're feeding the cat.
什麼時候碟裏倒牛奶中是正確的服務?當你喂貓。
How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?The elephant has a better memory.
你怎麼知道大象和犀牛之間的區別大象有更好的記憶力。
What does a frog say when it washes car windows?Rub it, rub it, rub it.
一隻青蛙說什麼，洗汽車的窗戶的時候?擦了，擦了，擦了。
關於動物的英語笑話：Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp:"Excuthe me,mithter,do you keep wittle wabbits?"
And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees,so that he's on her level,and asks:"Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"
The little girl puts her hands on her knees,leans forward and says in a quiet voice:"I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit."
關於動物的英語笑話：A tiger caught a Deer.一隻老虎抓到一頭鹿
The tiger plans to eat the deer,so the deer screamed:" you can't eat me"老虎打算吃了這頭鹿.鹿急忙大叫：“你不能吃我?”
The tiger hesitated,feeling very strange,so he asked the deer:" why can't i eat you?老虎一楞,感到很奇怪,於是問鹿：“爲什麼我不能吃你?”
The deer said:" Because im a protected second class animal in the country,so,no matter what you can't eat me !"
鹿說：“因爲我是國家二級保護動物,所以,你無論如何也不能吃了我!”
The tiger after hearing what the deer said,laughed and said " haha,then i should really eat you !
老虎聽完笑着說：那麼我更應該要吃你了
Deer asked :" why "
鹿說：“爲什麼?”
" because im a first class protected animal in the country" Tiger proudly said
“因爲我是國家一級動物!”老虎得意地說.
