英語笑話大全爆笑 大綱
笑話,顧名思義,是一種通過幽默的文字或圖示來達到令人會心一笑或捧腹大笑效果的文學形式。本站小編整理了爆笑英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!
A Half
一半
Doctor, lately I only hear half as well as I suppose to.
醫生，最近我的聽力只有我應該聽到的一半。
I don't understand that, but let's try a small test.
我不太明白，但是讓我們做個小測試。
Say after me: eighty-eight.
跟我說:88。
Forty-four.
44。
爆笑英語笑話篇二Reasons
理由
One early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
一天清晨，媽媽去叫還在睡覺的兒子起牀。
Wake up, son.
起來，兒子。
It's time to go to school.
去學校的時間到了。
But why? I don't want to go to school.
但是爲什麼?我不想去學校。
Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school.
給我兩個理由，你爲什麼不想去學校。
One, all the children hate me.
第一，所有的孩子都恨我。
Two, all the teachers hate me.
第二，所有的老師都恨我。
Oh! That's not a reason.
哦!這不是理由。
Come on, you have to go to school.
來吧，你必須去學校。
Give me two good reasons why I should go to school?
那給我兩個爲什麼我要去學校的理由?
One, you are fiftyt-two years old and should understand your responsibilities.
第一，你都52歲了，應該明白自己的責任。
Two you are the principal of the school.
第二，你是學校的校長。
爆笑英語笑話篇三Wife's Begging
妻子的祈求
Two men were talking at the break-room.
兩位男士正在休息室淡論着。
One was telling the other about a fight he had had with his wife.
一位對另一位說起他與妻子的一場爭鬥。
"In the end" he said, "I had her begging on her knees."
他說：“最後，我迫使她跪下來求我。”
"What did she say?" asked the coworker.
“她怎麼求你的?”另一位很好奇。
"She told me to come out from under the bed."
“她求我快點從牀下爬出來。”
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