中英對照英語笑話閱讀
笑話是一種用來逗笑取樂的文體。笑話,不僅能讓同學們在日常生活和學習中不時地會心一笑,還能從中學習到不少的英語知識。下面是本站小編帶來的中英對照英語笑話閱讀，歡迎閱讀!
an ogden, iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation(集會) for a cup of coffee. when asked if that didn't constitute gambling, the minister replied, "it's merely a scientific method of determining just who is going to commit an act of charity."
衣阿華州奧格根的一位牧師正在與一位教友爲一杯咖啡而猜硬幣。別人問他那是否構成賭博行爲時，牧師答道：“這僅僅是決定由誰來做一件善事的一種科學方法。”
philosopher bertrand russell, asked if he was willing to die for his beliers, replied: "of course not. after all, i may be wrong."
當我人問哲學家羅素是否願意爲了他的信仰而獻身時，他答道：“當然不會。畢竟，我可能會是錯的。”
a newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "if a fire broke out in the louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?"
中英對照英語笑話閱讀篇二一份報紙組織了一場競賽，爲下面的問題徵集最佳答案：“如果盧浮宮起了火，而你只能救出一幅畫，你將救出哪一幅?”
the winning reply was: "the one nearest the exit."
獲獎的答案是：“最接近門口的那一幅。”
中英對照英語笑話閱讀篇三Business just started開張大吉
A young businessman had just started his own firm.
一個年輕人的公司剛剛開張。
He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.
他租用了漂亮的辦公室，辦公室內還放上了古董作裝飾。
Sitting there, he saw a man come in to the outer office.
這天，這位年輕人正在辦公室裏面坐着，他看到一個男的走進了辦公室。
Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working.
爲顯示他是個成功的老闆，這位年輕的生意人拿起電話假裝正在談大買賣
He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor,
張觜就是三、五個億，閉觜就說一切搞定、沒問題!好不容易電話“打”完，掛上聽筒，年輕人問進來的那人
"Can I help you?" The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."
“您有事嗎?”那人說，“有事，我是來給你開通電話的”。
中英對照英語笑話閱讀篇四Mark Twain's Tie
馬克·吐溫的領帶
Returning from a visit with Harriet Beecher Stowe one day, Mark Twain was reprimanded by his wife for having forgotten to wear a necktie.
一天，馬克·吐溫從斯托夫人那裏回來，妻子因爲他忘記帶領帶出門而責備他。
Some time later a messenger arrived at Mrs. Stowe's door with a small de was a black necktie and a brief note: "Here is a necktie. Take it out and look at it. I think I stayed half an hour this morning without this necktie. At the end of that time, will you kindly return it, as it the only one I have. Mark Twain."
不久，一個送信的人來到了斯托夫人家門口，還帶來了一個小包裹，裏面裝着黑色的領帶和一張便條，“這是我的領帶，請您拿出來看一看。我想今天早上我在您家停留廠半小時，沒有帶領帶。時間到了，能請您歸領帶嗎，囚爲我僅此一條。馬克·葉溫。”
中英對照英語笑話閱讀篇五Logic reasoning
邏輯推理
A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic.
小學四年級的教師正在給學生們上一堂邏輯課。
"Here is the situation," she man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance,falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the s that he can't swim,and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank ?" A girl raised her hand and asked, "to draw out all of his savings ?"
她舉了這麼一個例子：“有這樣一種情況，一個男人在河中心的船上釣魚，突然失去重心掉進了水裏。於是他開始掙扎並喊救命。他的妻子聽到了喊聲，知道他並不會游泳，於是就急忙跑向河岸。誰能告訴我這是爲什麼?”一個女生舉手答道，“是不是去取化的存款?”
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