英語對話小笑話帶翻譯
笑話是日常生活中常見的現象,被廣泛應用於電視劇、電影、小品和其他娛樂節目中。下面是本站小編帶來的英語對話小笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
I'm a letter-carrier 我是郵遞員
A doctor told his patient there was nothing really the matter with him. "All you requir is more outdoor life, walk two or three miles regularly1 everyday. By the way, what's your business?"
"I'm a letter-carrier." the patient answered.
醫生告訴他的病人說他沒有什麼毛病。“你現在需要的就是更多的戶外生活，天天堅持走二三里路。順便問一下，你是幹什麼工作的?”
“我是郵遞員。”病人回答。
英語對話小笑話帶翻譯篇二How about just one RIB? 一根肋骨怎麼樣?
In the Eden, Adam told the God1: "I'm lonely, I need a company."
"Ok," said the God, "I will give you a perfect woman, beautiful smart and gentle. She will cook clean and do everything for you, without any complaint2 and question."
"Sounds good," Adam said, "But, to make such a good lady, WHAT is the cost?"
"One arm and One leg."
"OH, expensive!" after thought for a while, Adam asked: "How about just one RIB3?"
在天堂裏，亞當對上帝說“我太寂寞了，我須要一個人陪我.”
“好的”,上帝答到.“我將要給你一個完美的女人，美麗、聰明而且溫柔，她將毫無怨言地爲你燒飯，爲你做一切事情。”
“那太好了。” 亞當說道，“但是，要做出這麼一個完美的女士，我需要付出什麼呢?”
“一隻手和一條腿。”
“噢，那代價太大了!”想了一會，亞當接着問：“ 一根肋骨怎麼樣?”
英語對話小笑話帶翻譯篇三They Are Here in My Hand 它們全在我手裏
Mrs Williams loved flowers and had1 a small but beautiful garden.
In the summer, her roses2 were always the best in her street. One summer afternoon her bell rang, and when she went to the front door, she saw3 a small boy outside.
He was4 about seven years old, and was holding a big bunch5 of beautiful roses in his hand.
"I am selling roses," he said6, "Do you want any? They are quite cheap. Five pence7 for a big bunch. They are fresh8. I picked10 them this afternoon."
"My boy," Mrs Williams answered, "I pick9 roses whenever11 I want, and don't pay12anything for them, because I have lots in my garden."
"Oh, no, you haven't," said the small boy, "There aren't any roses in your garden -- because they are here in my hand!"
威廉斯夫人喜愛花，而且有一個小而漂亮的花園。
在夏天，她的玫瑰花在她那條街上總是最好的。一個夏日的下午，她的門鈴響了，當她去到前門時，看見一個小男孩在門外。
這個小男孩7歲左右，手裏拿着一大束漂亮的玫瑰花。
“我在賣玫瑰花，” 這個小孩說，“ 你想買點嗎?這些花想當便宜。 5便士買一大束。這些花很新鮮，今天下午我才摘的。”
“ 我的寶貝，”威廉斯夫人回答說，“ 每當我想要玫瑰花時，我就去摘，而且摘了花我也不用付錢，因爲在我的花園裏有許多玫瑰花。”
“哦，不，你現在沒有了，”這個小男孩說，“ 你的花園裏沒有玫瑰花了——因爲它們全在我這手裏!”
英語對話小笑話帶翻譯篇四Ever catch all the fish? 你把所有的魚都抓到了嗎
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle(一羣) of cars all traveling at the same speed.
However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared1 speed detector2 and was pulled over.
The officer handed him the citation3(引用，傳票), received his signature and was about to walk away when the man asked, "Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don't think it's fair. There were plenty of other cars around me who were going just as fast, so why did I get the ticket?"
"You ever go fishing?" the policeman suddenly asked the man. "Yeah," the startled man replied. The officer grinned and added, "Ever catch all the fish?"
有個人在高速公路上超速了，因爲夾雜在一羣超速的車裏，他並不擔心被發現。
當這些車通過一個速度探測儀時，他被紅外線掃描儀發現了，於是被迫停在路邊。
交警過來給了他一張罰單，簽名之後，交警準備離開，司機突然說道：“長官，我知道我超速了。但是我覺着這個不公平。剛剛我周圍還有很多車開得跟我一樣快啊。爲什麼只有我得到罰單?”
“你，釣過魚嗎?”長官突然問道，“當然”，司機有點吃驚，他回答。長官咧開嘴笑了，接着說，“你把所有的魚都抓到了?”
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