有關英語小笑話大全簡短

笑話是現代社會發展最快的一種口頭文學體裁,它體現了某一民族行爲中最深刻的和潛意識中的觀點。小編精心收集了有關簡短英語小笑話，供大家欣賞學習!

　　有關簡短英語小笑話篇1

A jackal who was going to be eaten by a lion. The jackal said to the lion: "No, please, you can't eat me! You can't eat me! This will be a great mistake. If you eat me, that'll be terrible, that will be a disaster, that will be the end of the world!"

The lion was very puzzled and said: "How come? How come if I eat you, the world will end?"

The jackal said:"Because if you eat me, that will be the end of the world for me!"

有隻狼快被獅子吃掉了。狼對獅子說：“求求你不要吃我!你不能吃我，這是一個天大的錯誤!如果你吃了我，那就慘了，會有災難、會世界末日!”

獅子滿臉疑惑地問：“爲什麼把你吃掉就會世界末日?”

狼回答：“如果你吃了我，就是我的世界末日啊!”

　　有關簡短英語小笑話篇2

Let me take it down

An elephant said to aMouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest and most useless thing that I haveever seen ."

"Please ,say it again me take it down ."the mouse said ."Iwill tell a flea what I know."

爲我所用

一頭大象對一隻小老鼠說：“你無疑是我見過的最小、最沒用的東西。”

“請再說一遍，讓我把它記下來。”老鼠說。“我要講給我認識的一隻跳蚤聽。

there are 3 old friends gathering around together

first said:"windy , isn't it ?"

second one replied:"no , it's thursday."

third said:"yeah! me too , let’s go and have some tea"

第一個說windy,但第二個聽成了wednesday,所以他說了今天是thursday,第三個卻把thursday聽成了thirsty,所以他說yeah! me too , let go and have some tea

　　有關簡短英語小笑話篇3

Mother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? play quietly like Eddie. See, he doesn't make a sound.

Mary: Of course he doesn't. Mom, it's part of the game we are playing. He is Daddy coming home late, and I'm you.

媽媽：瑪麗，你爲什麼這樣大喊大叫的? 爲什麼不能像艾迪那樣安安靜靜的玩兒呢?你看艾迪一聲兒都不出。

瑪麗：媽媽，艾迪當然不會出聲了，因爲我們倆正在玩爸爸回家遲到的遊戲呢，他扮演爸爸，我扮演你。

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