英文笑話帶翻譯 大綱
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英文笑話帶翻譯篇1Silly Doctor
蠢醫生
A man went to see his doctor
有一名男子去看他的醫生,
because he was suffering from a miserable cold.
因爲他正遭到令人難受的感冒之苦。
His doctor prescribed some pills,
他的醫生開了一些藥丸 ,
but they didn't help.
但是這些藥丸都沒什麼幫助。
On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot,
他笫二次去的時候,醫生給他打針,
but that didn't do any good.
但是那也沒什麼效。
On his third visit the doctor told the man,
他第三次去的時候 ,醫生告訴這名男子:
"Go home and take a hot soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows andstand in the draft."
“回家洗個熱水澡吧。你一洗完澡就把所有韻窗戶都打開,然後站在通風處。”
"But doc,"protested the patient,
這名病人抗議說:“但是醫生,
"if I do that,I'll get pneumonia."
如果我那麼做的話,我就會得到肺炎呀。”
"I know,"said the doctor,"don't worry,I can cure pneumonia."
醫生說:“我知道啦,別擔心啦,我會治療肺炎啦。”
英文笑話帶翻譯篇2Three doctor are in the duck blind and bird flies overhead.
三名醫生藏身在觀察野鴨的隱蔽處,有一隻鳥從頭上飛過。
The general practitioner looks at it and says,
一般家庭醫生看着他說:
"Looks like a duck,flies like a duck,it's probably a duck,"
“看起來像-只鴨子,飛起來像一隻鴨子……它可能是一隻鴨子”。
shoots at it but misses and the bird flies aay.
就對着它射擊,但是沒射中,這隻鳥飛走了。
The next bird flies overhead,
第二隻鳥從頭上飛過。
and the pathologist looks at it,then looks through the pages of a bird manual,and says,
病理學家看着它,然後仔細翻翻閱好幾頁的野鳥手冊說
"Hmmmm,green wings,yellow bill,quacking sound,might be a duck."
“嗯……綠色的翅膀,黃色的鳥嘴,嘎嘎的叫聲……可能是一隻鴨子。”
He arises his gun to shoot it,but the bird is long gone.
他舉起他的槍來射它,但是這兵鳥飛一了好遠。
A third bird flies over .
第三隻鳥從頭上飛過。
The surgeon raises his gun and shoots almost without looking,brings the bird down,and turns to the patholoogist and says,
外科醫生舉起他的鬆,看都不看就射擊,把鳥擊落後就轉向病理學家說:
"Go see if that was a duck."
“你去看看那是不是一隻鴨子。”
英文笑話帶翻譯篇3Two accountants are in a bank ,
當武裝捻匪突然衝進銀行的時候。
when armed robbers burst in.
正好有兩名會計人員在裏面。
While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers,
正當幾個搶匪向出納員取錢的時候,
others line the customers,
其他的搶匪就把顧客們,
including the accountants,
包括這兩名會計人員在內,
up against a wall,and proceed to take their wallets,watches,etc.
靠着牆壁排成一線開始奪取他們身上的皮夾子和手錶等物品。
While this is going on accountant number one jams something in accountant number two'shand.
當這件搶案正在發生的時候,一號會計人員把纂樣東西塞迸二號會計火員的手裏面。
Without looking down,a
沒有向下看,
ccountant two whispers,
二號會計人員就輕聲地說:
"What is this ?" to which accountant number one replies,
“這是什麼東西呀?”
"It 's that $50 I owe you."
一號會計人員回答說:“那是我欠你的五十元啦。”
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