闢謠：特斯拉並沒有推出懸浮滑板

This ‘Tesla hoverboard’ is what dreams are made of—but it’s just that.
這款“特斯拉單輪電動滑板車”是所有人的夢想，但也僅此而已。
If you see people on the internet freaking out over a Tesla hoverboard today, we hate to break it to you, but it’s fake.
如果你現在看見網上有人站在特斯拉單輪電動滑板車上嚇壞了，我們不忍心告訴你，但其實都是假的。
A video of Tesla’s alleged newest product was posted to YouTube, and it seems to have generated quite the buzz on social media.
一段所謂特斯拉最新產品的視頻被髮布到了YouTube上，好像在社交媒體上引起了軒然大波。

Alas, the hoverboard in the video is completely computer-generated.
唉，視頻中的單輪電動滑板車完全是電腦合成的。
But then again, maybe Elon Musk will see it and decide to try to give making one a go.
但還需要說明一下，可能埃隆·馬斯克會看到這個視頻，並決定試一試。
It’s no crazier than his flamethrowers, after all.
畢竟這個還沒有他的火焰噴射器瘋狂。
Last February, Elon Musk sold $10 million worth of flamethrowers in four days.
去年二月份埃隆·馬斯克四天內賣出了價值1000萬美元的火焰噴射器。
Musk announced that all 20,000 of the Boring Company-branded flamethrowers have sold out.
馬斯克宣佈Boring Company生產的共20,000個火焰噴射器已售罄。
Given that they were $500 each, that means Musk moved $10 million worth in the four days since they went on sale.
假設每個售價500美元，這就意味着這些產品上市後的4天內馬斯克就賣出了1000萬美元。
Musk also announced that every flamethrower will ship with a “complimentary Boring fire extinguisher.”
馬斯克還說每個火焰噴射器都附贈“免費的Boring滅火器”。
Still, not everyone is happy about the flamethrower success. Though flamethrowers are legal in America if their flames don’t extend more than 10 feet, a Californian politician has said he will seek a ban on the Boring Company selling the flamethrowers in his state.
但不是所有人對於火焰噴射器取得的成功都感到高興。雖然在美國火焰不超過10英尺的火焰噴射器是合法的，但一位加州政客說他將在本州範圍內禁止Boring Company銷-售火焰噴射器。