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![开心一笑:越狱]()
我们就要自由了，伙计们，加把劲。我已经感觉到第一滴雨水的滋润了！......
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![开心一笑:给我捎杯牛奶]()
At2a.m.Mrs.Culkinwasconvincedthatshehadheardaprowlerintheliving-room.Tiptoedown-stairs,shetoldherhusband,"Don'tturnonthelights.Sneakuphimbeforeheknowswhat'shappening."DutifullyMr.Culkinputonhi......
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![开心一笑:有其父必有其子]()
Son:Papa,what'sthemeaningof"Likefather,likeson"?Father:Bastard.Whatanotherscandalousthinghaveyoudoneintheschool?儿子：爸爸，“有其父必有其子”是什么意思呀？父亲：狗崽子，你在学校又干什么见不得人的事啦？......
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![开心一笑:结婚礼物和感谢信]()
Weattendedtheweddingofanacquaintance'sson.Becausewedidnotknowtheyoungmanorhisbride,wedecidedtosendthemapracticalhouseholdgift,afireextinguisher.Apparently,thecouplemass-producedtheirthank-younotes......
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![开心一笑:惯用方法]()
我的老板让我到镇外出差一个星期，这是老板们想要摆脱某人一个星期的惯用方法。......
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![开心一笑:懒人绝招]()
somethingyouwant你想要的东西whatyoudotogetit你是这样去拿东西的......
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![开心一笑:倔强的路]()
我总是不能劝说我走的路免受罚款。你来试试。......
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![开心一笑:谁的50美分]()
Jacky:Ifound50centsonthesidewalkinfrontofschool.Tommy:Ithinkit'smine.Idropped50centstheretodayandcouldn'tfindit.Jacky:ButwhatIfoundwastwoquarters.Tommy:ThenI'msureit'smine.Itprobablybr......
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![开心一笑:你从来都没有那样吻过我]()
女：你从来都没有那样吻过我。男：你知道他得到多少钱才那样做吗？......
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![每日一句口语 第1223期:被轻蔑的时候能平静的一笑,这是一种自信]()
每日一句口语：Havingacalmsmiletofacewithbeingdisdainedindicateskindofconfidence.——被轻蔑的时候能平静的一笑，这是一种自信。【知识点讲解】disdainevt.鄙视；不屑于做，不愿意做例句：Janetlookedathimwithdisdain.珍......
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![开心一笑:打猎的技巧 About Hunting]()
TwoRussianhuntersmeet."Ishotagiganticbearyesterday,"saysIvan."Lookatthehide!""Howdoyoufindsuchhugebears?"Sergeiasks."Easy,"saysIvan."Youstandinfrontofacaveandwhistle.Whenthebearcomesout,youshoot."Week......
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![开心一笑: Doctor, It Hurts 医生,好疼大纲]()
Amangoestothedoctorandsays:“Doctor,whereverItouch,ithurts.”有一个人去看医生，说：“医生，不管我碰哪里，都好疼。”Thedoctorasks:“Whatdoyoumean?”医生问：“什么意思啊？”Themansays:“WhenItouchmyshoulder,itreall......
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![开心一笑:你爸爸帮你做作业了吗?大纲]()
Oneday,Tim'smathematicsteacherlookedathishomeworkandsawthathehadgotallhissumsright.一天，蒂姆的数学老师看了他的作业，发现他全做对了。Theteacherwasverypleased-andrathersurprised.老师很高兴，同时也十分惊......
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![开心一笑:奶奶,我没哭,老师哭了]()
Buttheteachercried老师哭了Thesix-year-oldJohnwasterriblyspoiled.六岁的约翰娇生惯养。Hisfatherknewit,buthisgrandmadotedonhim.Hehardlyleftherside.Andwhenhewantedanything,heeithercriedorthrewatempertantr......
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![开心一笑: Excuse for Speeding 超速行驶是为了赶紧到达那里]()
HarryandLloydwerespeedingdowntheroad.Apolicecarpulledthemover."Whyonearthwereyoudrivingsofast?"thepolicemanyelled."Ourbrakesarenogood,sowewantedtogettherebeforewehadanaccident!"哈里与劳埃德超速行驶，一......
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![一笑解千愁：意大利冷笑话大揭秘]()
意大利“Squallide”冷笑话不仅仅是一种语言游戏，更是对意大利文化和幽默传统的独特表达。让我们一同探索这些通过调皮文字玩弄语言的精致笑点，透过每一句背后的智慧，感受那份轻松和欢愉，为我们的日常生活增添一抹诙谐的......
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![开心一笑:一公司的奸商]()
Whenmyprinter'stypebegantogofaint,Icalledarepairshopwhereafriendlymantoldmethattheprinterprobablyneededonlytobecleaned.由于我的打印机不能打印出清晰的字来，我就打电话给维修部。电话是一位非常和蔼的男......
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![开心一笑:一切都很正常]()
ThingsHaveBeenOkay一切都正常Ayoungcouplewerebecominganxiousabouttheirfour-year-oldson,whohadnotyettalked.一对年轻夫妇有个儿子，已经四岁了，还没有开口说话，他们对此深感焦虑。Theytookhimtospecialists,butthedo......
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![开心一笑: 立遗嘱, 搬起石头打自己的脚]()
Myfather,whowas14yearsoldthanmymother,hadbeenworkingonhiswill.Atafamilydinnerhetoldusthathehadprovidedwellformother,butthefamilyhomewouldgotousfivechildrenifsheremarried.我爸比我妈大14岁，最近一直在写遗......
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![开心一笑:精明的主妇]()
Asmarthousewifewastoldthattherewasakindofstovewhichwouldonlyconsumehalfofthecoalshewasburning.Shewasveryexcited,andsaid:"That'llbeterrific!Sinceonestovecansavehalfofthecoal,ifIbuytwo,nocoalwillben......
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![开心一笑:他真是一个大人物]()
Heisreallysomebody!"Myunclehas1000menunderhim.""Heisreallysomebody.Whatdoeshedo?""Amaintenancemaninacemetery."他真是一个大人物！“我叔叔下面有1000个人。”“他真是一个大人物。干什么的？”“墓地守墓人。”......
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![开心一笑:勒索圣诞树 An Axe to Grind]()
AboybegshisfathertogethimaChristmastreethisyear.一个孩子求他爸爸，说能不能今年为家里准备一棵圣诞树Eachyear,theboyasksandthefathertellshim,"Idon'twanttopayforit."小男孩每年求他爸爸得到的都是同样的回......
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![开心一笑:承诺的结果 The consequences]()
Father:Ipromisedtobuyyouacarifyoupassedyourexamination,andyouhavefailed.Whatwereyoudoinglastterm?父亲：我曾向你许诺，如果你考试及格就给你买俩小汽车，可你却未能做到。你上学期一直在干什么呀？Son:Iwaslearningtod......
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![开心一笑: Talking clock 会说话的钟]()
Whileproudlyshowingoffhisnewapartmenttofriends,acollegestudentledthewayintotheden.一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓，甚是得意。Whatisthebigbrassgong（锣）andhammerfor?oneofhisfriendsasked.Thatisthetalkingclo......
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![开心一笑: The mean man's party 吝啬鬼的聚会]()
Thenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisapartment,hesaid,"Comeuptothefifthfloorandringthedoorbellwithyourelbow.Whenthedooropen,pushwithyourfoot."一个声名狼藉的......
