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2017-04-17AfterfriendsofminelandedatbusyNewwarkAirport,theywereunabletoattracttheattentionofanyporterstohelpwiththeirluggage.Indesperation,thehusbandtookoutafive-dollarbillandwaveditabovethecrowd.Inaninstant,as......
開心一笑:討厭吸煙者的原因
2017-06-09開心一笑:園藝手套Gardening Gloves
2017-05-05FormonthsIhintedthatIneededanewweddingring,sinceIhaddevelopedanallergytogold.Onmybirthday,whileIwasgardening,myhusbandaskedmeforgiftsuggestions.Iheldmyhandsupandsaid,"Well,you'llnoticethatmyhandsa......
開心一笑:噪音的優點
2017-04-17WhereverIdrovemyoldcarover55milesperhour,itvibratedterribly,soIdecidedtosellit.Myfirstcustomerwantedtobuythecar,andIbattledwithmyconscienceoverwhetherornottotellhimofthevehicle'sproblem.FinallyIdi......
開心一笑:保存密碼本的安全地方
2017-06-10My16-year-oldson,Jeff,isaboyanyparentwouldbeproudof--untilyouseethefloorofhisroom,coveredwithlayersofclothes,magazinesandsportsequipment.我的兒子傑弗,十六歲。他是一個令父母感到自豪的孩子,只是你別去看他......
開心一笑:好消息和壞消息
2017-06-04開心一笑:網絡時代
2017-06-06開心一笑:奶奶,我沒哭,老師哭了
2017-05-08Buttheteachercried老師哭了Thesix-year-oldJohnwasterriblyspoiled.六歲的約翰嬌生慣養。Hisfatherknewit,buthisgrandmadotedonhim.Hehardlyleftherside.Andwhenhewantedanything,heeithercriedorthrewatempertantr......
開心一笑:我的爸爸更加強壯!
2017-05-19WillandBillwerequarrellingaboutwhosefatherwasthestrongerman.威爾和比爾在為誰的父親更強壯而爭吵。Willsaid,"Well,youknowthePacificOcean?Myfather'stheonewhodugtheholeforit."威爾説:“喏,你知道太平洋嗎?就......
開心一笑:死後的探望
2017-04-19AnelderlywomanfromBrooklyndecidedtoprepareherwillandmakeherfinalrequests.Shetoldherrabbishehadtwofinalrequests.First,shewantedtobecremated,andsecond,shewantedherashesscatteredoverBloomingdales.布魯克......
開心一笑: 矇住金魚的眼睛!
2017-05-31Stan:Iwon92goldfish.Fred:Whereareyougoingtokeepthem?Stan:Inthebathroom.Fred:Butwhatwillyoudowhenyouwanttotakeabath?Stan:Blindfoldthem!斯丹:我贏了92條金魚。弗雷德:你想在哪兒養它們?斯丹:浴室。弗雷德:但是你想......
開心一笑:停止抱怨吧
2017-06-05開心一笑:未來正常的體重
2017-06-07開心一笑:不小心咬破了自己的舌頭
2017-05-23"Arewepoisonous?"theyoungsnakeaskedhismother.“我們有毒嗎?”一個年幼的蛇問它的母親。"Yes,dear,"shereplied-"Whydoyouask?"“是的,寶貝”,她回答説,“你問這個幹什麼?”"BecauseI'vejustbittenmytongue!"“因為......
開心一笑:你是怎麼引起洪水的?
2017-05-18AlawyerandanengineerwerefishingintheCaribbean.Thelawyersaid,"I'mherebecausemyhouseburneddown,andtheinsurancecompanypaidforeverything."一個律師與一個工程師在加勒比海邊釣魚。律師説:“我到這裏是因為我......
開心一笑:敬業的警察
2017-06-05開心一笑:少了一塊點心的原因
2017-05-27Mother:Ilefttwopiecesofcakeinthecupboardthismorning,Johnny,andnowthereisonlyonepieceleft.Canyouexplainthat?Johnny:Well,IsupposeitwassodarkthatIdidn'tnoticetheother.媽媽:約翰尼,我今天早上在櫥子裏放了......
開心一笑:The Doctor Knows Better "神醫"生知萬事
2017-04-17Amanwashitbyacabinthestreet.Hewasbroughttothehospital.Hiswifewhowasstandingupbyhisbed,saidtothedoctor:"Ithinkthatheisveryill.""Iamafraidthatheisdead."saidthedoctor.Hearingthis,themanmovedhisheadandsai......
開心一笑:方向盤,剎車被盜了!
2017-05-27Adrunkphonedpolicetoreportthatthieveshadbeeninhiscar."They'vestolenthedashboard,thesteeringwheel,eventhebrakepedal!"hecriedout.However,beforethepoliceinvestigationcouldstart,thephonerangasecondtim......
開心一笑:洗蘋果的有效方法
2017-05-29AUsefulWayFather:Jack,whydoyoudrinksomuchwater?Jack:Ihavejusthadanapple,Dad.Father:What'sthatgottodowithit?Jack:Iforgottowashtheapple.爸爸:傑克,你幹嘛喝這麼多水呀?傑克:我剛才吃了個蘋果,爸爸。爸爸:可是這......
開心一笑:買貓保險的原因
2017-06-08你的主人們把你當寵物養是為了減少壓力,如果你不能為主人減少壓力,那麼你會被控告玩忽職守,這就是你為什麼要買貓保險的原因。......
開心一笑: Senior Class 做事不要太較真
2017-04-17Duringthedoctor'speriodicvisittomyelderlymother,ItoldhimthatMotherwouldbecelebratingher98thbirthdayinfewdays.Delightedbythenews,hebentdownandgaveherakissfortheoccasion.Hethenannouncedthathe,too,wo......
開心一笑:山谷到處是車禍現場
2017-04-19Alorrydrivermakesinquiryofamountaineer:"Excuseme,wherecanIbuytheautoaccessoriesintheneighborhood?"Mountaineersays:"Somepeopleusuallydriveheroiccarontheroadeisaabruptturnaheadnotfarfromhere,andacloughj......
開心一笑:什麼都有,你要買什麼?大綱
2017-05-24Astoremanagerheardaclerktellacustomer.No,ma'am,wehaven'thadanyforawhile,anditdoesn'tlookasifwe'llbegettingsoon.Horrified,themanagercamerunningovertothecustomerandsaid,Ofcourse,we'l......
開心一笑:對胖子好一點
2017-06-04