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![開心一笑:不同的飛機,同樣的結果]()
Acoupleofhunterscharteredasmallplanetoflythemtoaforest,andmadeanappointmentwiththepilottocomebackandfetchtheminabouttwoweeks.Attheendofthetwoweeks,theyhadshotalotofanimalsthattheywantedtoloadontothepl......
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![開心一笑:傾聽的重要]()
Woman:男人從不願聽女人的話，醫生，我丈夫連我説的一個字都不願意聽，我只能自言自語。Woman：如果他知道我一個小時付給別人100塊只為了讓別人聽我説話，他就會馬上明白過來了。......
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![開心一笑: 研究生和本科生的區別]()
"Icanalwaystellagraduateclassfromanundergraduateclass,"observedtheinstructorinoneofmygraduateengineeringcoursesatCaliforniaStateUniversityinLosAngeles."WhenIsay,'Goodafternoon,'theundergraduat......
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![開心一笑:什麼是好朋友]()
好朋友就是那種即使不能救你，也不會讓你掉下去的人。......
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![開心一笑:老頭兒賣馬鞍的訣竅]()
Afterhisbelovedhorsedied,amanwantedtoplaceanadinthenewspaperlikethis:Horsesaddleandbridlefor$vertently（非故意地）thepaperaddedacommatothead,whichreadinstead:Horse,saddleandbridlefor$diatelysomeonerespond......
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![開心一笑:不是我的錯 It's not my fault]()
Daughter:It'snotmyfaultMotherMother(reprimandinghersmalldaughter):Youmustn'tpullthecat'stail.Daughter:I'monlyholdingit,Mom.Thecat'sdoingthepulling.女兒：不是我的錯，媽媽母親（正教訓她的......
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![開心一笑:敬業的警察]()
Stenson夫人,由於你開了一輛牌照上全是爛泥的車，我得給你開張罰單。......
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![開心一笑:免費勞動力]()
AnoldmanlivedaloneinNorthernIreland.Hisonlysonwasinprison.一個老人獨居在北愛爾蘭，他的獨生子正在坐牢。Theoldmanwantedtoplantsomepotatoesinhisgardenbuthedidn'tknowanyonewhowouldhelphimplowupthewrotet......
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![開心一笑:世界上最噁心的工作]()
牙刷：有時候我感覺自己做着世界上最噁心的工作！衞生紙：額……對……......
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![開心一笑:現代生活 MODERN LIFE]()
Twooldfriendsgottogetheraftermanyyearsandsoonfelltodiscussingtheirhusbands'faults."We'vebeenmarriedfifteenyears,"onewomansaid,"andeverynightafterdinnermyhusbandalwayscomplainsaboutthefood.""Ho......
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![開心一笑:園藝手套Gardening Gloves]()
FormonthsIhintedthatIneededanewweddingring,sinceIhaddevelopedanallergytogold.Onmybirthday,whileIwasgardening,myhusbandaskedmeforgiftsuggestions.Iheldmyhandsupandsaid,"Well,you'llnoticethatmyhandsa......
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![開心一笑:我的爸爸更加強壯!]()
WillandBillwerequarrellingaboutwhosefatherwasthestrongerman.威爾和比爾在為誰的父親更強壯而爭吵。Willsaid,"Well,youknowthePacificOcean?Myfather'stheonewhodugtheholeforit."威爾説：“喏，你知道太平洋嗎？就......
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![開心一笑:鑰匙還是接吻? Keys or Kiss?]()
AfriendofminewasgivinganEnglishlessontoaclassofadultwhohadrecentlycometoliveintheUnitedStates.Afterplacingquiteanumberofeverydayobjectsonatable,heaskedvariousmembersoftheclasstogivehimtheruler,thebook......
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![開心一笑:保存密碼本的安全地方]()
My16-year-oldson,Jeff,isaboyanyparentwouldbeproudof--untilyouseethefloorofhisroom,coveredwithlayersofclothes,magazinesandsportsequipment.我的兒子傑弗，十六歲。他是一個令父母感到自豪的孩子，只是你別去看他......
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![開心一笑:一名偉人 A Great Man]()
AGreatManTeacher:WouldShakespearebeagreatmanifhewerestillalivetoday?Student:Ofcourse.Hemustbeagreatman,forsofarnobodyhaslivedtoover400years.一名偉人老師：如果莎士比亞還活着，他會是一名偉人嗎？學生：當然。因為......
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![開心一笑:The Doctor Knows Better "神醫"生知萬事]()
Amanwashitbyacabinthestreet.Hewasbroughttothehospital.Hiswifewhowasstandingupbyhisbed,saidtothedoctor:"Ithinkthatheisveryill.""Iamafraidthatheisdead."saidthedoctor.Hearingthis,themanmovedhisheadandsai......
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![開心一笑:我充當了右腿的角色]()
TheRightLegProctor(exceedinglyangry):"Soyouconfessthatthisunfortunatefreshmanwaskickedtothisfrogpondanddrenched？Nowwhatpartdidyoutakeinthisdisgracefulaffair?"Soph.(meekly):"Therightleg,sir."學監（非常生......
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![開心一笑:奶奶,我沒哭,老師哭了]()
Buttheteachercried老師哭了Thesix-year-oldJohnwasterriblyspoiled.六歲的約翰嬌生慣養。Hisfatherknewit,buthisgrandmadotedonhim.Hehardlyleftherside.Andwhenhewantedanything,heeithercriedorthrewatempertantr......
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![開心一笑:你來這兒是想賣什麼東西給我吧？]()
你已經與我握手握了六分鐘，用相同的句子説19次我的名字，而且模仿我的每個姿勢包括鼻子，那是我剛剛來測試你的。我猜你來這兒是想賣什麼東西給我。......
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![開心一笑:少了一塊點心的原因]()
Mother:Ilefttwopiecesofcakeinthecupboardthismorning,Johnny,andnowthereisonlyonepieceleft.Canyouexplainthat?Johnny:Well,IsupposeitwassodarkthatIdidn'tnoticetheother.媽媽：約翰尼，我今天早上在櫥子裏放了......
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![開心一笑:誰説我老了?]()
Chaucerwasoverseventy,buthewasnotconvincedofhisage.Atatimeheboasted:“MyphysicalstrengthisasstrongasthatIwasyoung.”Theoppositepersonasked:“Whatdoyourelyon?”Chaucersaid:“Thereisabigstonerollerinmyc......
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![開心一笑: A Careless Barber 催命理髮員]()
Barber:Wereyouwearingaredscarfwhenyoucamein?理髮員：你進來時是不是繫着紅圍巾？Customer:No.顧客：沒有呀。Barber:Oh,thenImusthavecutyourthroat.理髮員：噢，那我肯定弄破了你的喉嚨。......
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![開心一笑:對胖子好一點]()
對胖子好一點，因為有一天他們可能會救你的命。......
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![開心一笑:想象中的貓和老鼠 Cat and Mice]()
MrsBrownwenttovisitoneofherfriendandcarriedasmallboxwithholespunchedinthetop."What'sinyourbox?"askedthefriend."Acat,"answeredMrsBrown."YouseeI'vebeendreamingaboutmiceatnightandI'msoscared!......
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![開心一笑:好孩子 Good Boy!]()
LittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents.小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。"WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?"“昨天給你的錢幹什麼了？”"Igaveittoapooroldwoman,"heanswered.“我給了一個可憐的老太婆，”他回答説......
