七夕拆散情侶必備英語口語
七夕臨近,不要再羨慕成雙成對的幸福情侶了,趕快行動起來將他們統統消滅,能拆散一對是一對!傳説七夕節的傳統就是拆CP,而拆CP怎能離得開情侶去死團?教你當街氣暈情侶的必備七句英文!
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最冷嘲熱諷:
給你媽買束花吧!魚尾紋擦再厚的粉也遮不住的。
I bet the lady next to you is your mom. You know, you can never hide the crow's feet
最聲東擊西:
咦!臭小子,原來你是雙性戀!
So you are actually not gay. You are bisexual, right?
最心腸歹毒:
幾年不見兒子都這麼大了!
Long time no see! Is that your son? Adorable little thing!
最考驗演技:
上街扇別人男友耳光,然後淚奔而去。
Slap on one’s boyfriend’face and run away with tears in your eyes. Don' say anything。
最深藏不漏:
去QQ好友印象,男的寫:前任老公。女的寫:孩子他媽。
Call every boy on twitter your “ex-”, while, for girl, “mother of your child”。
最不漏痕跡:
見情侶就打男的一巴掌,大聲吼:你別告訴我,這又是你妹妹!
Don’t tell me this is another “friend” of yours, you liar!
最為人着想:
別擱大街上得瑟了,開個房不就完了!
Go get a room!