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2017-06-08開心一笑:好孩子 Good Boy!大綱
2017-05-24LittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents.小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。"WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?"“昨天給你的錢幹什麼了?”"Igaveittoapooroldwoman,"heanswered.“我給了一個可憐的老太婆,”他回答説......
開心一笑:瘋人院 The Looney Bin
2017-05-27Lateonenightattheinsaneasylumoneinmateshouted,"IamNapoleon!"Anotheronesaid,"Howdoyouknow?"Thefirstinmatesaid,"Godtoldme!"Justthen,avoicefromanotherroomshouted,"Ididnot!"瘋人院一天晚上,在瘋人院裏,一個病......
開心一笑: Excellent Skills 做事情的潛規則
2017-04-17AfterfriendsofminelandedatbusyNewwarkAirport,theywereunabletoattracttheattentionofanyporterstohelpwiththeirluggage.Indesperation,thehusbandtookoutafive-dollarbillandwaveditabovethecrowd.Inaninstant,as......
開心一笑:承諾的結果 The consequences
2017-05-16Father:Ipromisedtobuyyouacarifyoupassedyourexamination,andyouhavefailed.Whatwereyoudoinglastterm?父親:我曾向你許諾,如果你考試及格就給你買倆小汽車,可你卻未能做到。你上學期一直在幹什麼呀?Son:Iwaslearningtod......
開心一笑:怎麼把口香糖取出來?
2017-05-28HowdoIgetthegumout?Distributingchewinggumtothepassengers,thestewardessexplaineditwastokeeptheirearsfrompopping.Whentheplanelanded,oneofthepassengersrusheduptoherandsaid,I'mmeetingmywiferightaway.H......
開心一笑: 我的衣服太重了
2017-06-08開心一笑:誤解的悲劇
2017-06-09開心一笑:冷靜,冷靜!
2017-04-19Inthesupermarketwasamanpushingacartwhichcontainedascreaming,bellowingbaby.Thegentlemankeptrepeatingsoftly,"Don'tgetexcited,Albert;don'tscream,Albert;don'tyell,Albert;keepcalm,Albert."一個......
開心一笑:什麼都有,你要買什麼?
2017-05-16Astoremanagerheardaclerktellacustomer.No,ma'am,wehaven'thadanyforawhile,anditdoesn'tlookasifwe'llbegettingsoon.一個商店經理聽見一個店員對顧客説:不,夫人,這會兒沒有,一時半會兒看來也不會有。H......
開心一笑:在廚房能幫助老爸減肥
2017-06-06開心一笑:投票結果是10比1
2017-06-05開心一笑:好消息和壞消息
2017-06-04開心一笑:死後的探望
2017-04-19AnelderlywomanfromBrooklyndecidedtoprepareherwillandmakeherfinalrequests.Shetoldherrabbishehadtwofinalrequests.First,shewantedtobecremated,andsecond,shewantedherashesscatteredoverBloomingdales.布魯克......
開心一笑:跟媽媽一模一樣的女朋友
2017-04-18Nomatterwhichgirlshebroughthome,theyoungmanfounddisapprovalfromhismother.Afriendgavehimadvice."Findagirljustlikeyourmother--then,she'sboundtolikeher."Sotheyoungmansearchedandsearched,andfinallyfou......
開心一笑: 研究生和本科生的區別
2017-04-16"Icanalwaystellagraduateclassfromanundergraduateclass,"observedtheinstructorinoneofmygraduateengineeringcoursesatCaliforniaStateUniversityinLosAngeles."WhenIsay,'Goodafternoon,'theundergraduat......
開心一笑:金髮美女的願望
2017-08-29開心一笑:老夫妻吵嘴
2017-04-18Acoupleofcodgersgotintoaquarrelandcamebeforethelocalmagistrate.Theloser,turningtohisopponentinacombativeframeofmind,cried:"I'lllawyoutotheCircuitCourt."一對性情乖僻的老夫妻發生了爭吵,一直鬧到地方法......
開心一笑:The Fourth Element 構成世界的肥皂
2017-04-17Teacher:Whatarethefourelementofnature?Student:Fire,air,earth,and...and...Teacher:Andwhat?Justthinkitover,whatdoyouwashyourhandswith?Student:Soap!老師:自然界的四大元素是什麼?學生:火、氣、和。。。和。。。......
開心一笑:一家人的迪斯尼之旅
2017-04-18OnatriptoDisneyWorldinFlorida,myhusbandandIadnourtwochildrendevotedourselveswholeheartedlytothewondersofthisattraction.Afterthreeexhaustingdays,weheadedforhome.弗羅裏達州的迪斯尼樂園是一個迷人的地方。......
開心一笑:神奇抗壓藥
2017-06-07開心一笑:急診 Help! Doctor
2017-05-29"Help!Doctor!Pleasecomequickly!Myten-year-oldsonhasjustswallowedapen!""Ok,I'llberightthere.I'llbetherein10to20minutes.""Good,amIsupposedtodointhemeantime?""Justuseanotherpen!"醫生,救命!請您快點......
開心一笑:一封感謝信 A Thank you Note
2017-05-18OnceIreceivedathank-younotefromafriendwhomIhadhelped.Intheenvelopewerefivelotteryticketsthathadbeenscratched,revealingthenumbers."Thankyouverymuchforyourhelp,"thenoteread."Asagift,Iboughtyousomelotter......
開心一笑:先學叫爸爸 The Choice of Word
2017-05-28TheChoiceofWordOneday,Johnwasbackhomeafterwork.Hefoundthathiswifewasshakingtheirdaughterwhowasonlyhalfayearold.ShesaidDa-Dytothebabymanytimes.JohnfeltveryhappybecausehethoughthiswifechosethewordDadyto......
開心一笑:對胖子好一點
2017-06-04