英语笑话:Drunken Humour 醉汉的幽默
2013-04-17Wife:Dear,youlookedquitedrunklastnightandyoukeptrepeatingthesamethingatthetable.Husband:Really?Thendon'tbelieveanythingsaidbyadrunkenperson.Bytheway,whatdidIsaytoyou?Wife:Iloveyou,dear.妻子:亲爱的,你昨......
英语幽默笑话:The Young Man at the Wheel
2014-05-19MyinfantdaughterbegancryingasIdrovehomefromthestore,andsinceshewasharnessedtohersafetyseatintheback,Icouldn'tconsoleher.Stoppingforaredlight,Iturnedaroundandwavedmyhands,callinghernametodistracther.I......
英语搞笑笑话10篇 幽默笑话带翻译阅读
2021-02-16多阅读一些有趣的英语笑话,能激起我们阅读英语的兴趣,从而提高英语的阅读能力,今天本站小编在这里为大家分享英语搞笑笑话10篇,欢迎大家阅读!英语搞笑笑话篇一AnAbsentMindedProfessorAnotoriouslyabsentmindedprofessorw......
英文幽默笑话:Dating for Mother 约会
2014-06-07DatingforMotherWhentheyoungwaitressinthecaféinTom’sbuildingstartedwavinghelloeveryday.Tomwasflattered,forshewasatleast15yearsyoungerthanhe.OnedayshewavedandbeckonedtoTomagain.WhenTomstrolledover,she......
幽默笑话:我晚饭后从不工作 I Never Work After Supper
2017-06-09Apenny-pinchingfarmerdidn'twanthishiredhandtostopworking.Onemorning,hetoldthefarmhand,"It'ssuchanuisancetocomeinfromthefield,,washupforlunchandtaketimetoeat.Whydon'twesavetimeandeatlunchnow?"Theh......
英语幽默笑话:小男孩与驴子 A Small Boy and a Donkey
2014-06-12AsmallboyleadingadonkeypassedbyanArmycamp.Acoupleofsoldierswantedtohavesomefunwiththelad.Whatareyouholdingontoyourbrothersotightfor,sonny?askedoneofthem.Sohewon'tjointhearmy,theyoungsterrepliedwithou......
小学生英语幽默笑话:Keep the Change
2021-06-16Sellingsecondhandbooksatourchurchbazaar,Igotintoanargumentwithaprospectivecustomer.HewasinterestedinbuyingThePocketBookofOgdenNashbutclaimeditwasoverpricedat35cents.Otherpaperbacksweresellingfortenor1......
英语幽默小故事 19. I Never Work after Supper
2014-09-02Apenny-pinchingfarmerdidn'twanthishiredhandtostopworking.Onemorning,hetoldthefarmhand,"It'ssuchanuisancetocomeinfromthefield,,washupforlunchandtaketimetoeat.Whydon'twesavetimeandeatlunchnow?"Theh......
英语幽默小故事 The Mistaken Father
2014-08-29Themorningfollowingthebirthofourfirstchild,myhusbandwasmistakenlydirectedtotheroomofanothernewmotheronthematernityfloor.Ashewalkedintotheroom,hebentoverthenap-pingmother,whosebackwasturnedtohim,andgav......
英语幽默爆笑小笑话
2021-04-17我们学习英语累了就可以看看英语的笑话,下面就给大家分享一下英语笑话,欢迎大家阅读英语幽默小笑话TheFrogandthePsychicHotlineAfrogtelephonesthePsychicHotlineandistold,Youaregoingtomeetabeautifulyounggirlwhowi......
英语幽默笑话带翻译幸运的母亲 Lucky Mother
2021-06-30Ayoungmotherbelievedthatitwasverywrongtowasteanyfoodwhenthereweresomanyhungrypeopleintheworld.Oneevening,shewasgivinghersmalldaughterherteabeforeputtinghertobed.Firstshegaveherasliceoffreshbrownbreada......
英语幽默笑话:I want a nightmare
2021-06-28Beforethefinalexamination,Tomtoldhismother,"Mom,IhadadreamlastnightthatI'dpassedtoday'sexam.""Don'ttrustdreams,dear.Itissaidwhatyouexperienceindreamsusuallyturnsouttobetheopposite."Motherr......
英语幽默小笑话:快速清扫 Quick Cleanup
2017-05-01QuickCleanup快速清扫Unexpectedguestswereontheway,andmymother,animpeccablehousekeeper,rushedaroundstraighteningup.Sheputmyfatherandbrothertoworkcleaningtheguestbathroom.Later,whenshewenttoinspectit,she......
英语幽默小笑话:Make your fortune计划你的将来
2014-06-07MakeyourfortuneHowdidyoumakeyourfortune?IbecamethepartnerofarichhadthemoneyandIhadtheexperience.Howdidthathelp?NowhehastheexperienceandIthemoney.计划你的将来你是怎么计划你的将来的?我变成一个富人的合伙......
英语幽默笑话:If only
2021-04-10IfonlyAmanisdrivingupasteep,narrowmountainroad.Awomanisdrivingdownthesameroad.Astheypassenchother,thewomanleansoutofthewindowandyells"PI!!"Themanimmediatelyleansoutofhiswindowandreplies,"BITCH!!"Theye......
英语幽默笑话:Lazy Manager
2021-03-21LazyManagerAmiddlemanagementexecutivehastotakeonsomesports,byhisdoctor's,sohedecidestoplaytennis.Afteracoupleofweekshissecretaryaskshimhowhe'sdoing"It'sgoingfine",themanagersays."WhenIamon......
爆笑英语幽默笑话God Save The King
2021-06-25下面是本站小编整理的爆笑英语幽默笑话GodSaveTheKing,欢迎大家阅读!GodSaveTheKing!愿上帝保佑国王ThefamousDr.Smith,deanofMedicalCollege,wasappointedprivatephysiciantotheKing.Whereuponheproudlywrotethefollowi......
英语幽默笑话:A preacher is buying a parrot 传教士买鹦鹉
2014-07-20ApreacherisbuyingaparrotAreyousureitdoesntscream,yell,orswear?askedthepreacher.Ohabsolutely.Itsareligiousparrot,thestorekeeperassureshim.Doyouseethosestringsonhislegs?Whenyoupulltherightone,herecitest......
英语幽默笑话:The Advantage of Noise 噪音的优点
2014-07-13TheAdvantageofNoiseWhereverIdrovemyoldcarover55milesperhour,itvibratedterribly,soIdecidedtosellit.Myfirstcustomerwantedtobuythecar,andIbattledwithmyconscienceoverwhetherornottotellhimofthevehicle'spr......
英语幽默笑话:The Same Duties 相同的职责
2014-07-16TheSameDutiesAretiredfour-stargeneralranintohisformerorderly,alsoretired,inaManhattanbarandspenttherestoftheeveningpersuadinghimtocomeworkforhimashisvalet."Yourdutieswillbeexactlythesameastheywereinth......
幽默笑话:我晚饭后从不工作 I Never Work After Supper
2014-07-08Apenny-pinchingfarmerdidn'twanthishiredhandtostopworking.Onemorning,hetoldthefarmhand,"It'ssuchanuisancetocomeinfromthefield,,washupforlunchandtaketimetoeat.Whydon'twesavetimeandeatlunchnow?"Thehir......
英语幽默笑话:Double Entendre at Play
2021-06-16"Madam,"saidtheirateconductortoatotallyincompetentwomancellistduringrehearsal,"youhavebetweenyourlegsaninstrumentthatcouldgivepleasuretothousands…andallyouseemabletodoisscratchit."Beckywasonher......
英语幽默小笑话:Goldfish 金鱼
2017-05-03Stan:Iwon92goldfish.斯丹:我赢了92条金鱼。Fred:Whereareyougoingtokeepthem?弗雷德:你想在哪儿养它们?Stan:Inthebathroom.斯丹:浴室。Fred:Butwhatwillyoudowhenyouwanttotakeabath?弗雷德:但是你想洗澡时怎么办?Stan:Bl......
英语幽默笑话:Older Goats in America(美国老羊)
2014-05-14AgroupofAmericansweretravelingbytourbusthroughHolland.Astheystoppedatacheesefarm,ayoungguideledthemthroughtheprocessofcheesemaking,explainingthatgoats'milkwasused.Sheshowedthegroupalovelyhillsidewher......
英语幽默笑话:Caught stealing 预算超标的小偷
2013-07-04Ashoplifter(商店扒手)wascaughtred-handedtryingtostealawatchfromajewelrystore."Listen,"saidtheshoplifter,"Iknowyoudon'twantanytroubleeither.WhatdoyousayIjustbuythewatch,andweforgetaboutthis?"Themanagera......