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![开心一笑:朋友和好朋友的区别]()
朋友，会在你入伙新居的时候帮忙搬运家具；而好朋友，则是当你失意失恋的时候，即使是半夜都能从被窝里出来陪你去喝酒买醉，并且在你烂醉如泥的时候把你搬回去住处的人......
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![开心一笑:上帝的一秒钟与一百万]()
AmangoestochurchandstartstalkingtoGod.Hesays:"God,whatisamilliondollarstoyou?"andGodsays:"Apenny".Thenthemansays:"God,whatisamillionyearstoyou?"andGodsays:"asecond".Thenthemansays:"God,canIhaveapenny?......
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![开心一笑:免费劳动力]()
AnoldmanlivedaloneinNorthernIreland.Hisonlysonwasinprison.一个老人独居在北爱尔兰，他的独生子正在坐牢。Theoldmanwantedtoplantsomepotatoesinhisgardenbuthedidn'tknowanyonewhowouldhelphimplowupthewrotet......
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![开心一笑: 我的衣服太重了]()
Myclothesaretooheavy!我的衣服太重了！......
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![开心一笑:FBI的工作 A Case for FBI]()
ThephoneringsatFBIheadquarters.FBI总部的电话响了。"Hello,isthistheFBI?"“你好，是FBI吗?”"Yesitis,Whatdoyouwant?"thevoicereplies.一个声音回答说：“是的，您有什么事？”"I'mcallingtoreportmyneighborTom.He......
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![开心一笑:我们快点装死]()
我们快点装死，熊来了，有危险！结果被熊活埋了……......
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![开心一笑:游戏狂人]()
妈妈:今天天气真好，孩子，我希望你能出去玩玩。......
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![开心一笑:期待机遇来敲门]()
Opportunitypagedme,beepedme,linkedme,e-mailedme,faxedme,andspammedme.ButIwasexpectingittoknock!机遇曾招呼我，它嘟嘟地叫我，联系我，给我发邮件和发传真，还发给我垃圾邮件。而我却一直在期待它来敲门!......
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![开心一笑:勒索圣诞树 An Axe to Grind]()
AboybegshisfathertogethimaChristmastreethisyear.一个孩子求他爸爸，说能不能今年为家里准备一棵圣诞树Eachyear,theboyasksandthefathertellshim,"Idon'twanttopayforit."小男孩每年求他爸爸得到的都是同样的回......
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![开心一笑:主持人王宁和刘纯燕的亲属关系]()
Wang-Ning,Newsnetworkhosthastenedhomebymotorcycleafterwork.,hisgirlfriendLiu-Chunyansatbehindhimonthepillion,whowasdaintyandcutechildrenprogramhostess.Adevotedaudiencerecognizedhimsuddenly,saying"hell......
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![开心一笑:超速的理由 Excuse for Speeding]()
ExcuseforSpeedingHarryandLloydwerespeedingdowntheroad.Apolicecarpulledthemover."Whyonearthwereyoudrivingsofast?"thepolicemanyelled.Ourbrakesarenogood-sowewantedtogettherebeforewehadanaccident!超速的理......
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![开心一笑:你从来都没有那样吻过我]()
女：你从来都没有那样吻过我。男：你知道他得到多少钱才那样做吗？......
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![开心一笑:相亲,逃跑的好借口]()
Afterbeingwithherallevening,themancouldn'ttakeanotherminutewithhisblinddate.和相亲对象呆了一晚上后，男人再也受不了了。Earlier,hehadsecretlyarrangedtohaveafriendcallhimtothephonesohewouldhaveanexcuse......
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![开心一笑:公交车上笑话多]()
HeardonapublictransportationvehicleinOrlando.奥兰多公车上的声明。"Whenyouexitthebus,pleasebesuretoloweryourheadandwatchyourstep."“当您下车的时候，请务必低头并小心脚下。”"Ifyoumissyourstepandhityourhea......
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![开心一笑:全球变暖的真正原因]()
Idon'tknowwhatcausesglobalwarming,butI'venoticeditalwaysgetsalotwarmerwhenIpee.啥是影响全球变暖的原因，偶是不懂滴~不过，每次我在尿尿时，的确感到周围有那么一些变暖了……......
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![开心一笑:欢送园长]()
先生，在恭祝您退体之日。我们幼儿园的老师们用冰淇淋棒和闪光饰物制作了这个金表。希望您能喜欢。......
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![开心一笑:我那英俊的丈夫失踪了]()
Aladycallsthepolicetoreportherhusbandismissing.Thepolicearriveandaskforadescription.Shetellsthemhe's6foot2inchestall,blondewavyhairandhasasmilethatmakeseverybodylovehim.Thepolicethengotothenextdoorne......
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![开心一笑:睡前祷告 bedtime prayer]()
Juliewassayingherbedtimeprayers."PleaseGod,"shesaid,"MakeNaplesthecapitalofItaly.MakeNaplesthecapitalofItaly."朱莉叶在做睡前祷告。“祷告上帝，”她说，“让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。让那不勒斯成为意大利的......
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![开心一笑:给我捎杯牛奶]()
At2a.m.Mrs.Culkinwasconvincedthatshehadheardaprowlerintheliving-room.Tiptoedown-stairs,shetoldherhusband,"Don'tturnonthelights.Sneakuphimbeforeheknowswhat'shappening."DutifullyMr.Culkinputonhi......
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![开心一笑:跟妈妈一模一样的女朋友]()
Nomatterwhichgirlshebroughthome,theyoungmanfounddisapprovalfromhismother.Afriendgavehimadvice."Findagirljustlikeyourmother--then,she'sboundtolikeher."Sotheyoungmansearchedandsearched,andfinallyfou......
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![开心一笑:山谷到处是车祸现场]()
Alorrydrivermakesinquiryofamountaineer:"Excuseme,wherecanIbuytheautoaccessoriesintheneighborhood?"Mountaineersays:"Somepeopleusuallydriveheroiccarontheroadeisaabruptturnaheadnotfarfromhere,andacloughj......
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![开心一笑:罗浮宫着火,先救哪幅画?]()
Anewspaperorganizedacontestforthebestanswertothequestion:"IfafirebrokeoutintheLouvre,andifyoucouldonlysaveonepainting,whichonewouldyoucarryout?"一份报纸组织了一场竞赛，为下面的问题征集最佳答案：“如果卢浮......
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![开心一笑:The Doctor Knows Better "神医"生知万事]()
Amanwashitbyacabinthestreet.Hewasbroughttothehospital.Hiswifewhowasstandingupbyhisbed,saidtothedoctor:"Ithinkthatheisveryill.""Iamafraidthatheisdead."saidthedoctor.Hearingthis,themanmovedhisheadandsai......
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![开心一笑:我，你，她 I, You & She]()
Peterwasacleverboy.Onhisfirstdayatschool,helearnedthreewords:I,YouandShe.Theteachertaughthimhowtomakesentenceswiththosewords.Theteachersaid,I,Iamyourteacher;(thenpointingtoagirl)She,Sheisyourclassmate......
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![开心一笑:有其父必有其子]()
Son:Papa,what'sthemeaningof"Likefather,likeson"?Father:Bastard.Whatanotherscandalousthinghaveyoudoneintheschool?儿子：爸爸，“有其父必有其子”是什么意思呀？父亲：狗崽子，你在学校又干什么见不得人的事啦？......
