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2017-06-01Acatandherfourkittensranintoalargedog.Whenthekittenscowered,thecatletoutaseriesofloudbarks,scaringthedogaway.一天,一只猫妈妈领着4只小猫在路上走,却遇到了一只大狗。小猫们吓的蜷缩成了一团,这时猫妈妈吼出了一......
开心一笑:少了一块点心的原因
2017-05-27Mother:Ilefttwopiecesofcakeinthecupboardthismorning,Johnny,andnowthereisonlyonepieceleft.Canyouexplainthat?Johnny:Well,IsupposeitwassodarkthatIdidn'tnoticetheother.妈妈:约翰尼,我今天早上在橱子里放了......
开心一笑:如何判断你是否有脚臭
2017-06-05开心一笑:不是我的错 It's not my fault
2017-05-30Daughter:It'snotmyfaultMotherMother(reprimandinghersmalldaughter):Youmustn'tpullthecat'stail.Daughter:I'monlyholdingit,Mom.Thecat'sdoingthepulling.女儿:不是我的错,妈妈母亲(正教训她的......
生活随笔:让你开心一笑的21件小事
2021-05-17摘录:在一个无聊的夜晚调台时,正好发现某台有一部你喜欢却没有机会去看的电影才刚刚开始。在拥挤的停车场刚好找到一个正要空出的停车位。ngupthinkingyouhavetogetupandgotowork,butit’saSaturday.当你早上醒来......
开心一笑:洗发前后的对比
2017-06-05开心一笑:英语笑话之自己做好准备 Get Ready!
2017-05-06Astoryaroundcampushasittahtastudentoncesentatelegramtohisparentsreading:"Mom-flunkedallcourses.Kickedoutofschool.PreparePop."Twodayslaterhereceivedaresponse:"Popprepared.Prepareyourself."校园里流传着......
开心一笑:朋友和好朋友的区别
2017-06-06朋友,会在你入伙新居的时候帮忙搬运家具;而好朋友,则是当你失意失恋的时候,即使是半夜都能从被窝里出来陪你去喝酒买醉,并且在你烂醉如泥的时候把你搬回去住处的人......
开心一笑:怎么把口香糖取出来?
2017-05-28HowdoIgetthegumout?Distributingchewinggumtothepassengers,thestewardessexplaineditwastokeeptheirearsfrompopping.Whentheplanelanded,oneofthepassengersrusheduptoherandsaid,I'mmeetingmywiferightaway.H......
开心一笑:我愿意从飞机上跳下去
2017-08-30Elevenpeoplewerehangingonaropeunderahelicopter,tenmenandonewoman.Theropewasnotstrongenoughtocarrythemall,sotheydecidedthatonehastodropoff,otherwisetheyareallgoingtofall.Theywerenotabletochoosethatpers......
开心一笑:给我捎杯牛奶
2017-04-18At2a.m.Mrs.Culkinwasconvincedthatshehadheardaprowlerintheliving-room.Tiptoedown-stairs,shetoldherhusband,"Don'tturnonthelights.Sneakuphimbeforeheknowswhat'shappening."DutifullyMr.Culkinputonhi......
开心一笑:如果你不想起床
2017-06-07开心一笑:急诊 Help! Doctor
2017-05-29"Help!Doctor!Pleasecomequickly!Myten-year-oldsonhasjustswallowedapen!""Ok,I'llberightthere.I'llbetherein10to20minutes.""Good,amIsupposedtodointhemeantime?""Justuseanotherpen!"医生,救命!请您快点......
开心一笑: 水分子式的新奇解释 The formula for water
2017-04-16Teacher:Whatthechemicalformulaforwateristhe?老师:水的分子式是什么?Blonde:HIJKLMNO!!花瓶:HIJKLMNO!!Teacher:Whatareyoutalkingabout?老师:你在说什么?Blonde:YesterdayyousaiditsHtoO!花瓶:昨天你不是说HtoO吗?......
开心一笑:逼真的戏剧 Real Play
2017-05-27RealPlayWhenItaughttheintroduction-to-theatercourseatNorthDakotaStateUniversity,Irequiredmystudentstoattendtheuniversitytheater'scurrentproductionandwriteacritique.Afterviewingaparticularlyfineper......
开心一笑:失物招领广告一则 An Ad
2017-05-19Afterabeautifulpurebredpuppywanderedontoourbackporchandmadehimselfathome,myhusbandcomposedanadforthe"Lostandfound"columnofthelocalnewspaper.Itread:"Apuppy,male,approximatelyninemonthsold,nocollar,very......
每日一句口语 第2333期:被轻蔑的时候能平静一笑,这是一种自信
2019-04-01每日一句口语:Havingacalmsmiletofacewithbeingdisdainedindicateskindofconfidence.被轻蔑的时候能平静一笑,这是一种自信。【知识点讲解】disdainedv.鄙视(disdain的过去式和过去分词);不屑于做,不愿意做;例句:Idisdained......
开心一笑:死后的探望
2017-04-19AnelderlywomanfromBrooklyndecidedtoprepareherwillandmakeherfinalrequests.Shetoldherrabbishehadtwofinalrequests.First,shewantedtobecremated,andsecond,shewantedherashesscatteredoverBloomingdales.布鲁克......
开心一笑:外表并不重要 Looks Aren't Everything
2017-06-08开心一笑:成功的钥匙
2017-06-03开心一笑:世界上最巧合的10幅照片 阅读
2017-08-27Smoking抽烟Trumping.吹喇叭'ttouchmynose.别碰我的鼻子。Lunchtime午餐时间Messycat.捣乱的猫咪Myface.我的脸That'swhatIcallbullrunning,orbullswimming.我管那叫做牤牛赛跑或牤牛游泳。Damnbird.该死的鸟。Thea......
开心一笑:这就叫"重听"
2017-04-19Threeretirees,eachwithahearingloss,weretakingawalkonefineMarchday.有三个退休的老人,都患有重听。三月里风和日丽的一天,他们在一起散步。Oneremarkedtotheother,"Windy,ain'tit?"其中一个人对另一个人说:“这天......
开心一笑:我的病就是什么
2017-04-17Asenileactresswenttoseeadoctor.Thedoctorenquired:“Howoldareyou?”Theactresssaid:“Twenty-two.”Sothedoctorscribbleddownonhercasehistory:“Amnesia.”一个徐娘半老的女演员去看医生,医生问:“您的年龄?”女演......
开心一笑:该退休了
2017-06-05开心一笑:公交车上笑话多
2017-04-19HeardonapublictransportationvehicleinOrlando.奥兰多公车上的声明。"Whenyouexitthebus,pleasebesuretoloweryourheadandwatchyourstep."“当您下车的时候,请务必低头并小心脚下。”"Ifyoumissyourstepandhityourhea......