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![開心一笑:又一個引擎出了故障]()
ABoeing747wasflyinginthenightskyofthePacificOcean.Thecaptaingotontheloudspeaker:"Travellers,oneofourengineswasoutoforder,thereforewe’llarriveinTokyoanhourlate."一架波音747飛行在太平洋的夜空，喇叭裡傳來......
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![開心一笑:逼真的戲劇 Real Play]()
RealPlayWhenItaughttheintroduction-to-theatercourseatNorthDakotaStateUniversity,Irequiredmystudentstoattendtheuniversitytheater'scurrentproductionandwriteacritique.Afterviewingaparticularlyfineper......
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![開心一笑:減肥專用鈴聲]()
我正在節食，你能不能給我弄一個鈴聲，響起來就象在有人在告訴我“你（身材）看起來真棒。”......
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![開心一笑:高解析度顯示器是如何製造的]()
MyfamilythinksIboughtabrandnewhighresolutionmonitor--butallIdidwaswipeoffthedustandfingerprints.我家人以為我買了一臺嶄新的高解析度顯示器——但實際上我所做的只是擦去了外面的灰塵和手指印。......
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![開心一笑:臨死前給我吃點小甜餅吧]()
ADyingMan'sFavoriteCookiesAnelderlymanlaydyinginhisbed.臨死者最愛吃的小甜餅一位瀕臨死亡的老人正躺在他的床上，承受著死亡的煎熬。Indeath'sagony,hesuddenlysmelledthearomaofhisfavoritechocolatechipc......
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![開心一笑:怎麼能說我不浪漫呢?]()
你怎麼能說我不浪漫呢？昨天我還差點想給你買花來著！......
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![開心一笑:我整天都在想這你]()
上班的時候我都在想你。老闆的古龍香水聞起來像你的襪子味道。......
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![開心一笑:誰在打架? Who was fighting?]()
Whowasfighting?誰在打架？Mother:Freddie,whyisyourfacesored?Freddie:Iwasrunningupthestreettostopafight.Mother:That'saverynicethingtodo.Whowasfighting?Freddie:MeandJackieSmith.媽媽：弗雷迪，你的臉為什麼那......
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![開心一笑:幸運數字5 Lucky Number 5]()
Frankbelievedthatfivewashisspecialnumber.弗蘭克相信,5是他的幸運數。HewasbornonMay5,hadfivechildrenandlivedat555East55Street.他生在5月5日，有５個孩子，住在東55街555號。Atthetrackonhis55thbirthday,hewassurpri......
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![開心一笑:沒問題 No Problem]()
NoProblemAbaldmantookaseatinabeautyshop.HowcanIhelpyou?askedthestylist.Iwentforahairtransplant,theguyexplained,butIcouldn'tstandthepain.Ifyoucanmakemyhairlooklikeyourswithoutcausingmeanydiscomfort......
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![開心一笑:冷靜,冷靜!]()
Inthesupermarketwasamanpushingacartwhichcontainedascreaming,bellowingbaby.Thegentlemankeptrepeatingsoftly,"Don'tgetexcited,Albert;don'tscream,Albert;don'tyell,Albert;keepcalm,Albert."一個......
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![開心一笑:一封感謝信 A Thank you Note]()
OnceIreceivedathank-younotefromafriendwhomIhadhelped.Intheenvelopewerefivelotteryticketsthathadbeenscratched,revealingthenumbers."Thankyouverymuchforyourhelp,"thenoteread."Asagift,Iboughtyousomelotter......
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![開心一笑:瘋人院 The Looney Bin]()
Lateonenightattheinsaneasylumoneinmateshouted,"IamNapoleon!"Anotheronesaid,"Howdoyouknow?"Thefirstinmatesaid,"Godtoldme!"Justthen,avoicefromanotherroomshouted,"Ididnot!"瘋人院一天晚上，在瘋人院裡，一個病......
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![一笑解千愁：義大利冷笑話大揭祕]()
義大利“Squallide”冷笑話不僅僅是一種語言遊戲，更是對義大利文化和幽默傳統的獨特表達。讓我們一同探索這些通過調皮文字玩弄語言的精緻笑點，透過每一句背後的智慧，感受那份輕鬆和歡愉，為我們的日常生活增添一抹詼諧的......
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![開心一笑:吝嗇鬼的聚會 The Mean Man's Party]()
TheMeanMansPartyThenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisapartment,hesaid,"Comeuptothefifthfloorandringthedoorbellwithyourelbow.Whenthedooropen,pushwithyourfoot.......
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![開心一笑:老頭兒賣馬鞍的訣竅]()
Afterhisbelovedhorsedied,amanwantedtoplaceanadinthenewspaperlikethis:Horsesaddleandbridlefor$vertently（非故意地）thepaperaddedacommatothead,whichreadinstead:Horse,saddleandbridlefor$diatelysomeonerespond......
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![開心一笑:上帝的一秒鐘與一百萬]()
AmangoestochurchandstartstalkingtoGod.Hesays:"God,whatisamilliondollarstoyou?"andGodsays:"Apenny".Thenthemansays:"God,whatisamillionyearstoyou?"andGodsays:"asecond".Thenthemansays:"God,canIhaveapenny?......
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![開心一笑: 研究生和本科生的區別]()
"Icanalwaystellagraduateclassfromanundergraduateclass,"observedtheinstructorinoneofmygraduateengineeringcoursesatCaliforniaStateUniversityinLosAngeles."WhenIsay,'Goodafternoon,'theundergraduat......
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![開心一笑: Senior Class 做事不要太較真]()
Duringthedoctor'speriodicvisittomyelderlymother,ItoldhimthatMotherwouldbecelebratingher98thbirthdayinfewdays.Delightedbythenews,hebentdownandgaveherakissfortheoccasion.Hethenannouncedthathe,too,wo......
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![開心一笑:兩天VS三週(讓人無語啊)]()
參考譯文：我不喜歡批評人。但我們剛請了你2天，你卻已經落下3個星期的工作了?......
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![開心一笑: 良好的心願 Good wishes]()
Onedayaboycametohisteacherandsaid:Teacher,pawantstoknowifyoulikeroastpig.Icertainlydo,saidtheteacher,andyoutellyourfatherheisverykindtothinkofpassed,andnothingmorewassaidabouttheroastpig.一天有個男孩......
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![開心一笑:尷尬的搭訕 awkward dating]()
WhentheyoungwaitressinthecaféinTom'sbuildingstartedwavinghelloeveryday.Tomwasflattered,forshewasatleast15yearsyoungerthanhe.在湯姆工作的大樓裡有一個咖啡屋，那兒總有一位小姐每天都和他打招呼。湯姆有......
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![開心一笑:網上和線上]()
甲魚：我敢肯定，正當咱們聊天的時候，我老公正在網上呢……乙魚：我懂你的意思啦……我敢打賭，我家那位正在線上呢……......
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![西班牙語冷笑話：你知道哪個國家一笑就爆炸嗎？]()
-¿Sabescuáleselpaísqueprimeroseríe,yluegoexplota?-你知道哪個國家一笑就爆炸嗎？-Jaaaa.¡POOON!-日本（japón）！哈哈哈，真·笑到爆炸！宣告：雙語文章中，中文翻譯僅代表譯者個人觀點，僅供參考。如有不妥之處，歡迎指正。未經......
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![開心一笑:小學生的搞怪邏輯推理]()
Afourth-gradeteacherwasgivingherpupilsalessononlogic.小學四年級的教師正在給學生們上一堂邏輯課。"Hereisthesituation,"shesaid."amanisstandingupinaboatinthemiddleofariver,fishing.Heloseshisbalance,fallsi......
