• 雙語笑話:給我帶來好運的托盤大綱 Anantiquescollectorwaspassingasmallshopwhenhenoticedacatonthesidewalkoutfront,lickingmilkfromasaucer.Themanimmediatelyrealizedthesaucerwasveryoldandvaluable.Hesteppedintotheshopwithanuninterestedlooka......

  • 英語笑話:我只把釦眼兒給縫上了 JustSewtheButtonholeHusband:Didyousewthebuttononmyshirt,darling?Wife:No,dear.Icouldn'tfindthebutton,soIjustsewedupthebuttonhole.丈夫:你給我把釦子縫好了嗎,親愛的?妻子:沒有,親愛的。我找不到釦子,所以我只把扣......

  • 用英語講個笑話 笑話不僅能夠折射出社會生活中的方方面面,而且,笑話可以在說笑中蘊含着人們對於美好生活的期盼和訴求。下面是本站小編帶來的英語笑話帶翻譯,歡迎閱讀!英語笑話帶翻譯篇一ReachedShoreFast快速靠岸AguyIknowwastowingh......

  • 開心一笑:我是來給你安裝電話的 Ayoungbusinessmanhadjuststartedhisbusiness,andrentedabeautifuloffice.一個年輕人剛剛開始做生意,就租了一個漂亮的辦公室。Sittingthere,hesawamancomeintotheouteroffice.Wishingtoappearbusy,thebusinessmanpick......

  • 中式英語之鑑:我最好講個故事給你聽 233.我最好講個故事給你聽。[誤]Icandonobetterthantotellyouastory.[正]Icandonobetterthantellyouastory.注:在than後的詞的形式應和than前的一致,句中前面是cando,後面只能說(can)tell,不能說(can)totell.他例如Itisbetter......

  • 雙語笑話: 給哪一個回電話 AfterItookofficeasmayorofasmallKentuckycity,anunfortunateincidentprecipitatedsomehatefulphonecallstomyhome.OnenightwhileIwasconductingacity-councilmeeting,mywifeansweredthephone."IsthisthehomeofBertMa......

  • 英語小笑話:把賬單給我父親 SendtheBilltoMyFatherDoctor:″Icandonothingforyourcomplaint.Itishereditary.″Patient:″thensendthebilltomyfather,please.″醫生:對你的抱怨我無能爲力。那是遺傳病。病人:那請你把賬單給我父親吧。......

  • 英文笑話:我是個忙人 IamaBusyManOnedayabunchofnaughtychildrenwantedtomakefunofhimandsaidtohim:Therearebirds'eggsonthattree.Won'tyougetthemforusplease?Wecan'tclimbup.Loathtodisappointthechildren,hewasreadytoclimbthetree......

  • 英語小笑話:給我那個打贏的吧 Bringmethewinner(給我那個打贏的吧)--Waiter,thislobsterhasonlyoneclaw.--I'msorry,sir.Itmusthavebeeninafight.--Well,bringmethewinnerthen.--服務員,這個龍蝦只有一隻爪。--對不起,先生,這隻肯定打過架了。--哦,那給......

  • 英語笑話:Bring me the winner 給我那個打贏的吧 Bringmethewinner給我那個打贏的吧Waiter,thislobsterhasonlyoneclaw.服務員,這個龍蝦只有一隻爪。I'msorry,sir.Itmusthavebeeninafight.對不起,先生,這隻肯定打過架了。Well,bringmethewinnerthen.哦,那給我那個打贏的......

  • 經典英文笑話:請把鬍子還給我 Amanwhosoldbroomswentintoabarber’sshoptogetshaved.Thebarberbroughtoneofhisbrooms.Afterhehadshavedhim,heaskedforthepriceofthebrooms.Twopence,saidtheman.No,no,saidthebarber.Iwillgiveyouapenny,andi......

  • 我們愛講冷笑話:我讓外婆開心了(雙語) ASundayschoolteacherwastellingherpupilstheimportanceofmakingothersglad."Now,children,"saidshe,"hasanyoneofyouevermakesomeoneelseglad?""Please,teacher,"saidasmallboy,"I'vemakesomeonegladyesterday."......

  • Siri的9大酷炫技能 Siri給我講個笑話吧 Ididn'tgetmyfirstiPhoneuntilaboutayearago(shutup),andevenonceIhadit,Ididn'timmediatelyexploreitsfullpotential.YoucanthereforeimaginemyutterdelightupondiscoveringallofthehiddentalentsthatSirihas.一年......

  • 關於用英語講一個小笑話 笑話由於其滑稽可笑的特點而爲人們長久以來所喜愛。而人們對笑話的熱衷與喜愛也促使人們在開懷捧腹的同時對笑話爲何能夠使人發笑這一問題進行思考。下面是本站小編帶來的關於用英語講一個小笑話,歡迎閱讀!關於用英語......

  • 給女人講笑話的難度要比男人高很多? Ifyoutellawomanajokeandgetablanklook,don'timmediatelydespair.如果你給一位女士講了個笑話,但得到的只是一個茫然的眼神,可別失望得太早。She'sjusttakinghertimetounderstandit.她只是需要時間來領會。Buti......

  • 英語笑話:我只把釦眼兒給縫上了大綱 JustSewtheButtonhole我只把釦眼兒給縫上了Husband:Didyousewthebuttononmyshirt,darling?丈夫:你給我把釦子縫好了嗎,親愛的?Wife:No,dear.Icouldn'tfindthebutton,soIjustsewedupthebuttonhole.妻子:沒有,親愛的。我......

  • 關於用英語講一個笑話 冷笑話是近幾年纔出現的新興語言現象,它以網絡爲主要的傳播方式。它是幽默的一種特殊的表現形式,主要流傳於網頁,微博,貼吧等。下面是本站小編帶來的關於用英語講一個笑話,歡迎閱讀!關於用英語講一個笑話篇一Psychological......

  • 雙語笑話 第86期:我家有個終極話癆媽 Hi,dad?Where'smom?爸,我媽呢?She'sinthechatroomtalkingtosomeone.你媽正和一長舌婦在聊天八卦呢!Really?Mom'sontheinternet?啥?老媽這麼潮,都學會上網了啊?Whatinternet?They'reinthekitchen.Youknowyou......

  • 英語笑話:把賬單給我父親 SendtheBilltoMyFatherDoctor:″Icandonothingforyourcomplaint.Itishereditary.″Patient:″thensendthebilltomyfather,please.″醫生:對你的抱怨我無能爲力。那是遺傳病。病人:那請你把賬單給我父......

  • 雙語笑話:給我帶來好運的托盤 Anantiquescollectorwaspassingasmallshopwhenhenoticedacatonthesidewalkoutfront,lickingmilkfromasaucer.Themanimmediatelyrealizedthesaucerwasveryoldandvaluable.Hesteppedintotheshopwithanuninterestedlooka......

  • 日積月累學英語:講個笑話來給生活加點料 講笑話tell/makeajokeI'veneverknownhertomakeajoke.我從沒見過她開玩笑。逗得某人捧腹大笑cracksomeoneupShetoldstoriesthatcrackedmeupandIsworetowritethemdownsoyoucouldenjoythemtoo...她講了幾個令我捧腹......

  • 我爲韓語聽力狂—793你給我講講財富這本雜誌好嗎 此聽寫內容來自昂秀的教材“我爲韓語狂”及“韓語口語王”每天聽寫一點點,讓我們和一些簡單的韓語口語一起,讓自己的聽力水平也一塊成長起來吧!初學韓語,想要馬上開口說韓語者。想自學成才,無師自通者。想交韓國朋友秀秀......

  • 雙語笑話: 給哪一個回電話 AfterItookofficeasmayorofasmallKentuckycity,anunfortunateincidentprecipitatedsomehatefulphonecallstomyhome.OnenightwhileIwasconductingacity-councilmeeting,mywifeansweredthephone."IsthisthehomeofBertM......

  • 英語笑話:我是個忙人 IamaBusyManOnedayabunchofnaughtychildrenwantedtomakefunofhimandsaidtohim:"Therearebirds'eggsonthattree.Won'tyougetthemforusplease?Wecan'tclimbup."Loathtodisappointthechildren,hewasreadytoclimbthetr......

  • 適合講給孩子聽的英語笑話 笑話(jokes)指能引人發笑的談話或故事,篇幅短小,故事情節簡單而巧妙,往往出人意料,取得令人捧腹的藝術效果;笑話大多揭示生活中荒謬的現象,具有諷刺性和娛樂性。以下小編整理了一些適合講給孩子聽的英語幽默笑話,可以......