雙語笑話 第86期:我家有個終極話癆媽

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Hi, dad? Where's Mom?

爸，我媽呢？

She's in the chat room talking to someone.

你媽正和一長舌婦在聊天八卦呢！

Really? Mom's on the internet?

啥？老媽這麼潮，都學會上網了啊？

What internet? They're in the kitchen. You know your mom. Any room she's in is a chat room.

上網？撈魚麼？你媽在廚房呢，你知道你媽有個本事就是她在哪兒呆着，哪兒就自動變成聊天室了。