第748期:我愛上學 開學第一天爆出的神級英文笑話
最近，對於不少同學來說，暑假已經徹底結束，只因爲三個字:開學了！無論你有多麼不情不願，瑟瑟發抖，又或是鬥志昂揚，都得老老實實揹着書包去上學。暑假結束的前兆之一就是通宵達旦補暑假作業，不知道即將要報道的你，有沒有將暑假作業完成呢。今天我們來聽一些關於開學季笑話，相信一定會讓你感同身受，會心一笑哦。
Silly, but ridiculously funny School Jokes For Kids can break the ice between new friends in school, lighten up an awkward moment while waiting for a school bus and can definitely win a lot of hearts for teacher. Check it out!
愚蠢，滑稽的學校笑話可以打破學校裏新朋友之間的僵局，在等校車的時候讓尷尬的時刻變得輕鬆起來，肯定能贏得很多老師的心。過來看！
Teacher: Andrew, where is your homework?
Andrew: I ate it.
Teacher: Why?!
Andrew: You said it was piece of cake!
老師：安德魯，你的作業在哪裏？
安德魯：我吃了。
老師：爲什麼？！
安德魯：你說是小菜一碟！
Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Johnny: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
約翰尼：老師，你會因爲我沒有做的事懲罰我嗎？
老師：當然不是。
約翰尼：很好，因爲我沒有做作業。
Teacher: Why did you eat your homework, Joe?
Joe: Because I don't have a dog.
老師：喬，你爲什麼吃作業？
喬：因爲我沒有狗。
Teacher: Why are you late for class, Peter?
Peter: Because of the sign on the road.
Teacher: What sign, Peter?
Peter: School Ahead. Go slow!
老師：彼得，你爲什麼上課遲到？
彼得：因爲路上的標誌？
老師：什麼標誌，彼得？
彼得：前方學校，請慢行！
Q: Why did the math book look so sad when school started again?
A: Because it had so many problems..
問：開學的時候，爲什麼這本數學書看起來那麼悲傷？
答：因爲它有很多問題。
Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to the first day of school?
A: She heard her new students were bright.
問：老師爲什麼要戴墨鏡上學？
答：她聽說她的新學生很聰明。
Nate: Why was school easier for cave people?
Kate: Why?
Nate: Because there was no history to study!
奈特：爲什麼穴居人更容易上學？
凱特：爲什麼？
內特：因爲沒有歷史可學！
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