Fear of Flying 害怕飛行

I hate flying.

我討厭坐飛機。

So do I.

我也是。

A long time ago, flying used to be okay.

很久以前，坐飛機也不錯。

Now it's like riding a bus.

現在就像坐公交。

You're jammed in with people all around you.

你會被周圍的人擠來擠去。

Half of them are coughing, and the other half are sneezing.

一般在咳嗽，一半在打噴嚏。

You don't have any elbow room or knee room.

胳膊和膝蓋都無處放。

People are always getting up to use the bathroom.

人們總是起來去洗手間。

Kids are crying or climbing over you.

小孩子一直哭或者爬向你。

It's a flying zoo!

是一個飛翔的動物園！

I wish I could afford first class seats.

我希望我能買得起頭等艙。

Doesn't everybody?

不是每個人都這麼希望嗎？

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