短篇英語散文：我的爸爸是特工
My Dad's a Secret Agent
——Kenn Nesbitt
My dad's a secret agent.
He's an undercover spy.
He's the world's best detective.
He's the perfect private eye.
He's a Pinkerton, a gum shoe,
我的爸爸是特工
——Kenn Nesbitt
我的爸爸是特工
我的爸爸是暗探
他是世界上最優秀的間諜
他是十全十美的私家偵探
他是位名探，他是位密探
He's a snoop and he's a sleuth.
He's unrivaled at detecting
and uncovering the truth.
He's got eyesight like an eagle.
He's got hearing like a bat.
He can out-smell any bloodhound.
他追蹤尋跡
明察秋虛，發現真相
無人能敵
他有雄鷹一般的眼睛
他有蝙蝠一樣的聽力
他的嗅覺勝過警犬
He's as stealthy as a cat.
He can locate nearly anything
with elementary ease.
But no matter how he looks and looks
My dad can't find his keys!
他的行動如貓一般詭祕
他幾乎能查出一切
而又毫不費力
但不管他怎樣找啊找
卻找不到自己的鑰匙
