如何度過沒有手機的一天

Cutting off your thumbs

切掉你的大拇指

No thumbs, no smartphone. The proverb was born in an Apple store in Michigan and still holds true today. What's the point of burdening yourself with this "finger" that insists on being so unlike the others, especially when the opposable thumb is no longer useful in 2017? So don’t hesitate to ask for help in cutting off your thumbs. If this method doesn’t achieve the desired results, try cutting off all the other fingers as well. The more the merrier!

沒有拇指，就沒有手機。——這是一家在墨西哥的蘋果手機商店的標語，這話放到現在依然成立。幹嘛要留着這隻和其他四指截然不同的手指呢？尤其是在2017年對生拇指已經毫無用處了。所以別猶豫了，大膽地讓人幫你切了大拇指吧。如果這個方法不奏效的話，試試把所有手指都切了吧。越多越好！

Using a carrier pigeon

養一隻信鴿

Now you'll have to think twice before sending a simple "OK". Just remember to leave the windows open if you’re waiting for a response. If this doesn’t work, always remember that pigeon is excellent with bacon and peas.

這樣在發送一個簡單的“OK”時你也不得不三思而後行。如果你在等回覆的話記得把窗打開哦。如果這也不奏效得很，謹記鴿子最愛吃的的是培根和豌豆。

Communicating directly

直接交流

Few people know that the human body has a lot of proprietary applications allowing for a range of social interactions. Very practical for communicating, the "voice" can send myriad messages. A signal will be transmitted at the speed of 340m/s in direction of your interlocutor, who interprets it by consulting his inner ear. If you don’t have the voice app, you can test the manual application.

很少有人知道人體其實有很多專屬應用可以用來進行廣泛的社交。“聲音”可以傳遞大量信息，這對於交流來說非常實用。你可以以340米/秒的速度向對話者傳遞一個信號，對方根據內耳來做出決定是否要打斷你。如果你沒有“聲音”這個APP的話，你可以查看下你的應用手冊。

Hiring a messenger

僱傭一個報信者

This method boosts employment and is especially appreciated by running fans. On the other hand, if it’s to announce a break-up, it’s much less fun for the messenger. Don't make someone else do your personal dirty work. Come on.

此法能夠刺激就業，而且尤其受到跑步愛好者的歡迎。不過如果你要分手的話，這對於報信者來說就不怎麼有意思了。拜託，別讓人幫你做壞事啦。

Using a dumbphone

使用非智能手機——“智障手機”

As the name suggests, the international day without smartphone concerns only smartphone users, translation: those using "phones with intelligence". Therefore, the use of a “stupid phone” remains possible. Bring back the old model with a broken screen. If you have a Windows Phone, don’t change anything.

非智能手機是名副其實的智障手機，在沒有智能手機的今天只有智能手機用戶受到關注，也就是那些使用“有智慧的手機”的人。所以用“智障手機”也還是有可能的。把那些屏幕碎裂的舊手機帶回來吧。如果你的手機系統是Windows的話，什麼也別改。

Using a disposable camera

使用一次性相機

Very important for the smartphone photographer, you can take it everywhere and in a few days, your selfies are at home. It's lightweight and durable with no battery to worry about charging! On the other hand, if you make a mistake while taking your picture, you must start all over again. And if you don’t have a developing lab at home, you must pay up.

對於喜歡用智能手機拍照的人來說這很重要，你可以隨身攜帶一次性相機，你的自拍還可以留在家裏。它輕便耐用，而且不會受到沒電的困擾！不過如果你在拍照的時候失誤了，你就必須重頭再來了。而且如果你家沒有洗照片的地方的話就沒辦法了。

Going to Lake Desolation

去湖邊荒地

No internet, no problem. Thanks to its isolation from modern civilization, Lake Desolation offers the ideal environment for both a nice day without a smartphone and burying a corpse. No Wi-Fi and only two outlets on the whole mountain to recharge your phone... It's the perfect opportunity to get your life in order or to go back to 1958.

沒有網絡，就沒有問題。湖邊荒地與世隔絕，是度過離開手機完美一天以及……埋葬屍體的絕佳地點。這裏沒有Wi-Fi，且整座山只有兩個商店可以給手機充電。這是讓你的回到1958年生活的絕佳機會。

Swiping the toilet roll

玩玩衛生紙捲筒

When you’re bored in the bathroom, you just have to swipe this roll of paper to feel at ease. The movement is the same and it’s occasionally more fun than using the smartphone. Just ask the cat.

當你在廁所閒得無聊時，你可以摩擦衛生紙的捲筒來解除煩悶。本質雖然一樣，但有時候玩捲筒紙可能比玩手機更有意思。問問貓咪就知道了。

Using the traditional tin can with string

用傳統的拉線易拉罐打電話

You have 20 people to call today? Campbell's is going to be very happy. Make sure you have an extra long string for your calls abroad. Beware: a line cut is always possible. Pigeons (what else) perched on the line could also pose a connectivity problem.

你今天要打20個電話？坎貝爾公司（美國最大的濃縮湯汁罐頭公司）很高興聽到這個消息。打越洋電話時確保你有加長線。記住：隨時可能會斷線哦。鴿子（或是隨便其他什麼東西）在線上停留一下都會引起打電話的問題。

Cheating

作弊

Really though, what's forcing you to spend the day without a smartphone? You always have the option of tapping into this wonderful resource: free will. Ultimately, nobody will stop you in the street for excessive use of your smartphone. The police are already too busy with marches and riots to care, so it's all up to you.

說真的，是什麼讓你離開手機的啊？你隨時都能夠選擇使用這個完美的資源：這取決於你自己的意願。沒有人會在大街上因爲你過度沉迷於手機而阻止你。警察要忙着處理遊行和暴亂，所以這一切都取決於你自己。

Good luck!

祝你好運！