雙語笑話 第78期:你爲啥要我幫你
A: Help!! Im drowning!
A：救命呀！！我溺水了！B: Dont worry! Just do exactly as I say and youll be fine!
B：別擔心！照我說的做，你會沒事的！B: Breathe air into your lungs instead of water!
B：你要吸空氣，不要吸水進到肺部呀！
A: I cant! I dont think!
A：不行呀。。。我不認爲。。。A: GlueGlueGlue
A：咕嚕咕嚕咕嚕（不斷嗆水中。。）Disappeared
（在水中沉沒了。。）B: If he isnt going to accept my help, why did he ask?
B：他都不接收我的幫助，幹嘛要問我呀？
