公民韓寒:愛情裏10件如果的事大綱
1, 如果你心裏有別人了，我退出。
If there is another “he” in your heart, I will quit.
2, 如果你對別人有感覺，那你去追求吧，我不阻止。
If you got a crush on somebody else, then go for it. I will never be your obstacle.
3, 如果你一個人都不想愛了，我可以放棄。
If you decide to froze your heart and not to let anyone in, I will go out too.
4, 如果你心裏還有我，就請忘了別人，對我好一點。
If you love me, please forget about others and be nice to be.
5, 如果你覺得對不起我而放棄對別人的愛，這樣的同情我不要。
If you give up your love upon others because you care about my feeling, sorry, you pity on me.
6, 如果你心裏不只有我一個，你自己決定扼殺哪一個，我尊重你的選擇。
If there are many HEs in your heart, you can decide which one to keep and which one to delete, and I will be supportive to your decision no matter what.
7, 如果你說不清楚，只能說明你動搖了。
If you say you can’t explain yourself, that means you are hesitating.
8, 如果你說不知道，只能說明你在逃避。
If you say you don’t know, that means you are shirking.
9, 如果你從來沒有愛過我，那要麼你滾，要麼我滾。
If you never loved me at all, then leave me alone, or I will leave you alone.
10, 如果你現在不想談，而卻愛着我，我等你。
If you don’t want to talk about it, I can wait, as long as you’re still in love with me.
