英語幽默小故事 Hunting Skills
Two Russian hunters meet. "I shot a gigantic bear yesterday," says Ivan. "Look at the hide!" "How do you find such huge bears?" Sergei asks. "Easy," says Ivan. "You stand in front of a cave and whistle. When the bear comes out, you shoot." Weeks later the two meet again. Sergei is covered in bandages. "Didn't you follow my advice?" Ivan asks. "Sure I did. I stood, in front of a cave and whistled, " Sergei replies. "And what came out?" "To me, "says Sergei, "it looked like the Trans-Siberian Express." Notes: (1) hide n.獸皮 (2) bandage n.繃帶 (3) whistle v.吹哨子;鳴笛 (4) Trans-Siberian Express 穿越西伯利亞的快車 Exercises: 根據短文判斷下列句子正(T)、(F): ① Ivan shot a gigantic bear yesterday. ② Ivan showed Sergei the hide of the bear. ③ Ivan taught Sergei how to hunt huge bears. ④ Sergei didn't follow Ivan' s advice. ⑤ Sergei was hit by a train. 135. 打獵的技巧 兩個俄國獵人相遇。“我昨天打了一隻巨熊,”伊凡說,“看看這獸皮!” “你是如何發現這麼大的熊的?”謝爾蓋問道。 “簡單,”伊凡說,“你站在一個洞前並吹哨子。熊出來時你就開槍。” 幾周後,兩人見面了。謝爾蓋渾身纏滿了繃帶。“難道你沒有聽我的建議?”伊凡問。 “我當然是按你的建議做的。我站在一個洞前並吹哨子,”謝爾蓋回答說。 “出來了什麼?” “向着我來的,”謝爾蓋說,“像是穿越西伯利亞的快車。” 練習參考答案: ①T②F③T④F⑤T