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英語幽默小故事 Hunting Skills

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Two Russian hunters meet. "I shot a gigantic bear yesterday," says Ivan. "Look at the hide!"   "How do you find such huge bears?" Sergei asks.   "Easy," says Ivan. "You stand in front of a cave and whistle. When the bear comes out, you shoot."   Weeks later the two meet again. Sergei is covered in bandages. "Didn't you follow my advice?" Ivan asks.   "Sure I did. I stood, in front of a cave and whistled, " Sergei replies.   "And what came out?"   "To me, "says Sergei, "it looked like the Trans-Siberian Express." Notes:   (1) hide n.獸皮   (2) bandage n.繃帶   (3) whistle v.吹哨子;鳴笛   (4) Trans-Siberian Express 穿越西伯利亞的快車 Exercises: 根據短文判斷下列句子正(T)、(F):   ① Ivan shot a gigantic bear yesterday.   ② Ivan showed Sergei the hide of the bear.   ③ Ivan taught Sergei how to hunt huge bears.   ④ Sergei didn't follow Ivan' s advice.   ⑤ Sergei was hit by a train. 135. 打獵的技巧   兩個俄國獵人相遇。“我昨天打了一隻巨熊,”伊凡說,“看看這獸皮!”   “你是如何發現這麼大的熊的?”謝爾蓋問道。   “簡單,”伊凡說,“你站在一個洞前並吹哨子。熊出來時你就開槍。”   幾周後,兩人見面了。謝爾蓋渾身纏滿了繃帶。“難道你沒有聽我的建議?”伊凡問。   “我當然是按你的建議做的。我站在一個洞前並吹哨子,”謝爾蓋回答說。   “出來了什麼?”   “向着我來的,”謝爾蓋說,“像是穿越西伯利亞的快車。” 練習參考答案: ①T②F③T④F⑤T

英語幽默小故事-Hunting Skills