開心一笑: 立遺囑, 搬起石頭打自己的腳

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My father, who was 14 years old than my Mother, had been working on his will. At a family dinner he told us that he had provided well for mother, but the family home would go to us five children if she remarried.

我爸比我媽大14歲，最近一直在寫遺囑。一次家宴上，他告訴我們說他爲母親以後的生活作好了安排，但如果她改嫁的話，家裏的房子將歸我們五個孩子所有。

"I don't want another S.O.B. toasting his shins around my fireplace," he a sly grin, Mother cracked, "What makes you think I'd marry another S.O.B?"

“我可不願意另外哪個狗孃養的在我的火爐旁烤他的狗腿，”他解釋道。媽媽狡猾地咧了咧嘴，譏誚道：“你怎麼認爲我會再嫁給一個狗孃養的？”