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2017-05-28HowdoIgetthegumout?Distributingchewinggumtothepassengers,thestewardessexplaineditwastokeeptheirearsfrompopping.Whentheplanelanded,oneofthepassengersrusheduptoherandsaid,I'mmeetingmywiferightaway.H......
開心一笑:聖誕老人才是最後的贏家!
2017-05-30OnChristmasEveSantaClausmetanhonestpoliticianandakindlawyerwhileridingupinanelevatorofaveryexclusivehotel.Justbeforethedoorsopenedthethreeofthemnoticeda1000NTbilllyingonthefloor.Whichoneofthemdoyouthi......
開心一笑:什麼是好朋友
2017-06-07開心一笑:遊戲狂人
2017-06-08開心一笑:學校的職能
2017-06-05<不準行爲不端><不準談戀愛><不準看卡通>學校的職能就是:想幹嘛,就不讓你幹嘛!......
開心一笑:一公司的奸商
2017-04-18Whenmyprinter'stypebegantogofaint,Icalledarepairshopwhereafriendlymantoldmethattheprinterprobablyneededonlytobecleaned.由於我的打印機不能打印出清晰的字來,我就打電話給維修部。電話是一位非常和藹的男......
開心一笑:跟媽媽一模一樣的女朋友
2017-04-18Nomatterwhichgirlshebroughthome,theyoungmanfounddisapprovalfromhismother.Afriendgavehimadvice."Findagirljustlikeyourmother--then,she'sboundtolikeher."Sotheyoungmansearchedandsearched,andfinallyfou......
開心一笑:特別的12件生日禮物
2017-06-09開心一笑:老頭兒賣馬鞍的訣竅
2017-04-17Afterhisbelovedhorsedied,amanwantedtoplaceanadinthenewspaperlikethis:Horsesaddleandbridlefor$vertently(非故意地)thepaperaddedacommatothead,whichreadinstead:Horse,saddleandbridlefor$diatelysomeonerespond......
開心一笑:我們是試用版
2017-06-08開心一笑:吝嗇鬼的聚會 The Mean Man's Party
2017-05-23TheMeanMansPartyThenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisapartment,hesaid,"Comeuptothefifthfloorandringthedoorbellwithyourelbow.Whenthedooropen,pushwithyourfoot.......
開心一笑:十大經典店鋪口號
2017-05-22ideamufflershop:"Noappointmentnecessary,wehearyoucoming."1.一家消聲器店外:“根本不用預約,我們聽到你來了!”ideahotel:"Help!Weneedinn-experiencedpeople."2.酒店門外:“幫幫忙!我們缺少常住小酒館的人。”adeskina......
開心一笑: A Careless Barber 催命理髮員
2017-04-15Barber:Wereyouwearingaredscarfwhenyoucamein?理髮員:你進來時是不是繫着紅圍巾?Customer:No.顧客:沒有呀。Barber:Oh,thenImusthavecutyourthroat.理髮員:噢,那我肯定弄破了你的喉嚨。......
開心一笑:我的病就是什麼
2017-04-17Asenileactresswenttoseeadoctor.Thedoctorenquired:“Howoldareyou?”Theactresssaid:“Twenty-two.”Sothedoctorscribbleddownonhercasehistory:“Amnesia.”一個徐娘半老的女演員去看醫生,醫生問:“您的年齡?”女演......
開心一笑: Senior Class 做事不要太較真
2017-04-17Duringthedoctor'speriodicvisittomyelderlymother,ItoldhimthatMotherwouldbecelebratingher98thbirthdayinfewdays.Delightedbythenews,hebentdownandgaveherakissfortheoccasion.Hethenannouncedthathe,too,wo......
開心一笑:如此鍛鍊
2017-06-04開心一笑:你來這兒是想賣什麼東西給我吧?
2017-06-09你已經與我握手握了六分鐘,用相同的句子說19次我的名字,而且模仿我的每個姿勢包括鼻子,那是我剛剛來測試你的。我猜你來這兒是想賣什麼東西給我。......
每日一句口語 第1223期:被輕蔑的時候能平靜的一笑,這是一種自信
2019-08-24每日一句口語:Havingacalmsmiletofacewithbeingdisdainedindicateskindofconfidence.——被輕蔑的時候能平靜的一笑,這是一種自信。【知識點講解】disdainevt.鄙視;不屑於做,不願意做例句:Janetlookedathimwithdisdain.珍......
開心一笑:又一個引擎出了故障
2017-04-19ABoeing747wasflyinginthenightskyofthePacificOcean.Thecaptaingotontheloudspeaker:"Travellers,oneofourengineswasoutoforder,thereforewe’llarriveinTokyoanhourlate."一架波音747飛行在太平洋的夜空,喇叭裏傳來......
開心一笑:他真是一個大人物
2017-05-21Heisreallysomebody!"Myunclehas1000menunderhim.""Heisreallysomebody.Whatdoeshedo?""Amaintenancemaninacemetery."他真是一個大人物!“我叔叔下面有1000個人。”“他真是一個大人物。幹什麼的?”“墓地守墓人。”......
開心一笑: 矇住金魚的眼睛!
2017-05-31Stan:Iwon92goldfish.Fred:Whereareyougoingtokeepthem?Stan:Inthebathroom.Fred:Butwhatwillyoudowhenyouwanttotakeabath?Stan:Blindfoldthem!斯丹:我贏了92條金魚。弗雷德:你想在哪兒養它們?斯丹:浴室。弗雷德:但是你想......
開心一笑: 良好的心願 Good wishes
2017-04-16Onedayaboycametohisteacherandsaid:Teacher,pawantstoknowifyoulikeroastpig.Icertainlydo,saidtheteacher,andyoutellyourfatherheisverykindtothinkofpassed,andnothingmorewassaidabouttheroastpig.一天有個男孩......
開心一笑:你從來都沒有那樣吻過我
2017-06-06開心一笑:熱情好客的小男孩
2017-05-26SoHospitabletheboyis!Thehostessapologizedtoherunexpectedguestforservinganapple-piewithoutanycheese.Thelittleboyofthefamilylefttheroomquietlyforamomentandreturnedwithapieceofcheesewhichhelaidontheguest......
開心一笑:一個人也能玩自拍
2017-06-08