英語笑話:Brave Rats 勇敢的老鼠

Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.
The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"
The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"
Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat."三隻老鼠坐酒吧裏吹着誰勇敢誰強悍。
頭一隻說：“我太厲害了，上回我吃了一整包老鼠藥！”
第二隻說：“得了，我才厲害呢，有回我被捕鼠夾夾住了，我把夾子都咬碎了。”
緊跟着第三隻老鼠站起身來說：“回見了哥們，我要回去逗貓玩了。”