英語笑話:刀和鼓 Knife and Drum

Ma: Pa, I don't think the neighbors like the new drum we got Johnny for
Christmas.
Pa: Why not?
Ma: They gave him a knife and asked him if he knew what was in the drum.媽：他爸，我怎麼覺得鄰居非常不喜歡咱們聖誕節時給約翰尼買的新鼓呢。
爸：爲什麼？
媽：他們給了他一把小刀，並問他是不是想知道鼓裏面是什麼樣的。

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