英語笑話:你知道我是幹嘛的嗎
Do You Know My Work？ One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes． Two men stood outside and looked at the fire． “Before I came out，” said one，“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money． People don't think of money when they're afraid． When anyone leaves paper money in a fire， the fire burns it． So I took all the bills that I could find．No one will be poorer because I took them．” “You don't know my work，” said the other． “What is your work？” “I'm a policeman． “Oh！” cried the first man． He thought quickly and said，“And do you know my work？”“No，”said the policeman． “I'm a writer． I'm always telling stories about things that never happened．”你知道我是幹什麼的嗎？ 一天晚上，一家旅館失火，住在這家旅館裏的人穿着睡 衣就跑了出來。 兩個人站在外面，看着大火。 “在我出來之前，”其中一個說：“我跑進一些房間，找到了一大筆錢。人在恐懼中是不會想到錢的。如果有人把紙幣留在火裏，火就會把它燒成灰燼。所以我把我所能找到的鈔票都拿走了。沒有人會因爲我拿走它們而變得更窮。” “你不知道我是幹什麼的。”另一個說。 “你是幹什麼的？” “我是警察。” “噢！”第一個人喊了一聲。他靈機一動，說：“那你知道我是幹什麼的？”“不知道。”警察說。 “我是個作家。我總是愛編一些從未發生過的故事。”
