英語笑話:上帝不聾但奶奶聾 Be Deaf

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents'. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the younger one began praying at the top of his lungs. "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE... I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO... I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."

His older brother nudged him and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."

To which the younger one replied, "No, but Grandma is!"中文：

　　兩個小男孩在他們的祖父母家過夜。睡覺時間到了，這兩個小男孩跪在牀上祈禱。弟弟用非常大的聲音祈禱着，“我祈求有一輛新自行車……我祈求有一個新遊戲機……我祈求有一個新錄像機……”

　　他的哥哥用胳膊肘輕輕地碰了他一下，說：“你爲什麼這麼大聲地喊叫呢？上帝又不是聾子。”

　　弟弟聽了回答道：“上帝是不聾，可奶奶聾呀！”